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Kelsey

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About Me

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well most people know me or know about me. i make it do wut it do. lol. theres not much to me i work, i play, i rest. Dont cross my path if you cant handle some shit, im unpredictable and at any time can fuck your whole existance up. im laid back but i dont play nice. dont ever double cross me or someone i care about. like they say you fuck with the bull you get the horns. dont get it twisted im an awesome person..im a friend, lover, daughter, sister, & aunt. ive been threw some rough times but now a days who hasnt. i have my good days & my bad...take em or leave em i really dont care as long as i make it out alive. i love my freinds, fam, and my self. i can be pretty shallow at times but who isnt...dont lie to your self it only makes you look stupid. i hate people with their noses in the air. & i hate people who stick their noses in others people business. dont air out your dirty laundry...your best friends are your worst enimys choose wisly cuz shit can turn sour fast. i am my own person & follow my own ways. i do not copy but feel freely to follow my advice it might just get you some wheres in the world. ive been told thousands of time i have wisdom beyond my years. ive allso been told im a pimp....the fellas love me what can i say...i tend to think its because im such a strong bitchy girl & it just turns em on like a light switch. lol. i like music, driving, movies, video games, shopping, thunderstorms{{unless im sleeping & get woken up from one}}, food, chillen, smokin, and just doin me. dont be intemidated to talk to me...most likely ill talk back{{unless im in a bad mood}} keep on rockin cuz ima keep on rollin baby!!! woohoo

My Interests

Being with my true friends, and just hanging out doing random things. I LUV U 2 POOKIES Kelsey Micheal Luvs her Tabitha Raymond hmmm....intrest ehh drinking, drinking, and some more drinking. Oh yeah and deffinetly food gotta love the food. Chillen chillen like a villen villen like Bob Dillon Dillon. Ha remember that shit Jam.good times good times. Man I wish we were young again so we can go bacc and do all the stupid shit we did like gettin high behind the dumpster at McDonalds. O man I dont think I had ever been that high I got soo fucking sick. LMAO n then my mom showin up n we staired at her for 15 minutes then ur stupid ass was like hey Kel aint that ur mom. LOL while ur shovin ice cram down ur fucking throat like its going out of fucking style. You remeber in 5th grade the recess monitor how we would call her Mrs.RiceCrispy bcuz she had a huge fucking mole on her eye that looked like a peice of cereal. She was a mean old hag and fucking disereved it. She allways picked on us put us in 3 square for the entire recess on a daily basis. We really never did anything horrable beat ppl up here n there picked on ppl but shit who doesnt do that throw ppl of monkey bars bcuz it belonged to us I dunno I just think we got the unfair treatment. But oh god what the good times. I have no clue why I jsut said all that but it felt good. K Peace Nigga. - MY PIGGY WIGGY IS A NIGGY- OOOOOHHHHHH and I forgot another good mem....the oxide night u kno wut im talkin bout jam...2 huge cans of that shit we were GONE. OMG n remember how funny it was to hear everyone laugh oh god that shit was great n doin it on the trampolean oh shit that was breath taking. yeah we deff got problems but we live life to the fullest. YEAHHH BOYYEE

I'd like to meet:

well for those of you who do not know who that is...Dita Von Tesse. She is in my book one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Corset Girls all the way!{{& no i am not a lesbo or bi shes just really pretty and has got an amazing body}} & any one who knows me my all time favorite person is Johny Depp{{kelsey does drool when she thinks of him}}...& theres tons of others id like to meet but why go into details. lol

Music:

i enjoy mostly everything. i perticularly like rock. 80s music. alternative. hard core. emo. screamo. rap. hip hop. r&b. reggea. dance hall. techno. trance. house. 90s. disco. country. oldies. i like a little taste of everything.

Movies:

for the most part i can enjoy just about anything....im not too much into chick flicks though i dont like crying. i tend to stray towards horror or comedy but i do enjoy action & some scifi shit. depends on the mood i guess. and anything Johnny Depp orented i loove. but here it goes.Coffin Joe trilogy. Children of the corn. The shining. Rose red. Carrie. Pet cemetary. House of 1000 corpses. It. Misery. Dalores Claiborne. Dream catcher.Secret window. The green mile. Freddy Krugger. Halloween. Jason. Scarface. Good fellas. Edward scissor hands. Corpse bride. Big fish. Sweeny Todd.Pirates of the caribean. anything disney & pixar. Anastasia. The chronicals of narnia. The dark crystal. Cry baby. Wedding crashers. Supper troopers. How high. Friday. Dodgeball. Anchorman. Super star. Revenge of the nerds. Half baked. The naked gun. Ghost busters. old school. Harry potter. Star wars. Oz.

Television:

I loove mostly cartoons and what they call reality tv. cartoon network. nickelodeon. and sometimes disney channel{{but not soo much cuz they play gay girly shit likr hannah monfuckintana}} vh1. mtv. wetv. oxygen. court tv{{channel 50 as i like to call it}} and thats about it. The marvelous misadventores of flap jack. Fosters home for imaginary freinds. Invader zim. Sponge bob. Cat scratch. Chowder. Cow & chicken. Courage the cowardly dog. Dexters Labratory. Ed, edd, & eddy. The grim adventores of billy & mandy. Johnny bravo. My gym partner is a monkey. Rockos modern life. Hey arnold. Rugrats. Ren & stimpy. Cat dog. Ahh real monsters. The angry beavers.

Books:

dont read to often anymore but i do enjoy it. i am a speed reader and can finish a book depending on how many pages and if im intrested in it in about 2 to 3 hours if not interrupted. i mostly enjoy cheesey romance novles((it runs in the fam}} this is the only girly side to me. lol. and would you consider magazines books??

Heroes:

i consider my self my heroe. ive come out strong & on top of my shit. sexy firemen & cops are heroes but only if theyre sexy. & princess diana & mother teressa for all that they accomplished.