Pepe the Wonderdog

I used to live in an abusive home, but I gave them the finger and hit the streets. That is, until the man chased me down. GRRR! I did some time in Panama City, got thrown in solitary for keepin my cell mates away, and sat on death row for two weeks, before I charmed my way into he lives of the suckers I live with now. All I had to do was be cute and sit in my mom's lap. She's such a softy. I am forced to live with another rescue - this cat named Brina. She's a real pussy... literally. I, on the other paw, am one tough mother. I've got all the neighborhood dogs shakin' in their boots when I go outside... except for Kirby - he's my homeboy. I am so badass. I'm a (near-vegan) vegetarian and I love tofu and vegetables. I really really like green beans. Those are some of my favorite.