I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
Name: St. bastard
Birthdate: i am older than the hills
Birthplace: China
Current Location: in your mind
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brooon
Height: 12
Piercings: 1
Tatoos: not enuff
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no you are
Overused Phraze: no you are FAVORITES
Food: boot polish
Candy: floss
Number: 12
Color: blue
Animal: my cat
Drink: LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
Alcohol Drink: didnt i just tell you that
Bagel: eeeerrr
Letter: j
Body Part on Opposite : nasal hair This or That
Pepsi or Coke: LAGER
McDonalds or BurgerKing: subway
Strawberry or Watermelon: baguette
Hot tea or Ice tea: cup o' builders for me
Chocolate or Vanilla choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: LAGER
Kiss or Hug: wouldnt you like to know
Dog or Cat: both really
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny ( like scary movie)
Love or Money: money YOUR...
Bedtime: tommorow
Most Missed Memory: how the fuck can i tell you that? its missing, arse breath
Best phyiscal feature: im a bit crap all over
First Thought Waking Up: LAGER
Goal for this year: drink more lager than george best
Best Friends: lager, hope and bacon sarnies
Weakness: lager
Fears: no more lager
Heritage: im from everywhere
Longest relationship: ? cant remember HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: i think ive made that pretty clear by now
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: i regularly make pots
Ever been Drunk: you should know that by now
Ever been beaten up: once or twice (possibly more, cant remmeryfujd)
Ever beaten someone up: only their mind
Ever Shoplifted: yeah lolololololololololololololololol
Ever Skinny Dipped: not yet
Ever Kissed Opposite : certainly
Been Dumped Lately: not yet IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: bright gold
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: dont mind
Style: like me
Looks or Personality: both hopefully
Hot or Cute ............... dunno
and Alcohol: yeah why not
Muscular or Really Skinny: not muscly cos thats just weird in a girl RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 423
What country do you want to Visit: the republic of siam
How do you want to Die: with a really stupid face on me.lolz
Been to the Mall Lately: dont hav em in this country
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, theyre great
Get along with your Parents: i do
Health Freak: absolutely not, i like lager and greasy burgers (phwooar)
Do you think your Attractive: no at all
Believe in Yourself: someone has to ..
Want to go to College: been
Do you Smoke: how many times are you going to ask me that
Do you Drink: LAGER LAGER AGLER ASGLER SD;AJRTRD ALGERIA
Shower Daily: if i can
Been in Love: not yet
Do you Sing: yes but not very well
Want to get Married: maybe, someday
Do you want Children: possibly
Have your future kids names planned out: yes. hector the cunt, donovan shedbrik and nigel killybastard
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: already have
anyone: you CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
peter sellers, simon pegg, eddie izzard, the monty python fellas and everyone thats in my favourite bands