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Furious D

Up with this I will not put!

About Me

Rock-Based Giantess of Exceptional Quality.

Dance, Magic, Dance!

Slasher ~ Booshvert ~ Darkling ~ Goth Detective ~ ULLAgan
Electro Goddess - Lazy Oaf - Useless Article - Magpie - Pirate

I Music
One fifth of Optimum Impact, an incomparable rawk 'zine
Student of the English language
Too Ghoul For School
We're Tired Of The Nineties, But We're Tied To The Nineties...

Me likey:
Music, make-up, books, hairspray
La likey:
Summer, pastel colours, incorrect use of grammar, Comic Sans

You must die, I alone am best!

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My Interests



Music, slash, androgynous boys, eyeliner, glitter, guitars, vocal harmonies, pink kitchenware, hairspray, reading and writing, animal print, glam rock, cheekbones, badges, garlic bread, random/dark/intelligent comedy, feather boas, beef Space Raiders, children's intruments, lapels, vampires, goths, pirates, scarves, Bovril, www.toothpastefordinner.com, David Tennant, Pokemon, fringes, Jo's lemon chicken and chocolate cake, cartoon jewellery, massive earrings, fluffy cushions, florescent eyeshadow, brightly coloured tights, stripes, mittens, Shakespeare, free giraffes, cheese, Barry M, Happy Hippos

I'd like to meet:

Herbie Flowers
Poppy Z. Brite
Ace Rimmer
Sonic the Hedgehog
Old Gregg
Lord Flasheart
Stephen Fry
Kenneth Branagh

Bailey and Fielding


Jeff Wayne

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall

Saint Brian of May

Music:

The Darkness
Muse
Do Me Bad Things
Queen
Thin Lizzy
Limehouse Lizzy
Brian May
Whitesnake
Head Automatica
The Fratellis
Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of The Worlds
Manic Street Preachers
The Cure
Hell Is For Heroes
Streebeck
Anders L.A.
Europe
The Stranglers
Ash
AC/DC
Tenacious D
Kate Bush
Slade
Focus
Robots In Disguise
Orson
ABBA
The Feeling
Athlete
Nemo
Keane
Travis
Idlewild
Feeder
Morning Runner
Stereophonics
Starsailor
The Conway Story
Idiotchild
Mennen
Savage Garden
Sign
Linkin Park
Led Zeppelin
Aerosmith
Status Quo
Foo Fighters
Headrush
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Killers
Blur
Crush Deluxe
Colour Of Fire
Iron Maiden
Juliette and The Licks
Emerson Lake and Palmer

Movies:

Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Death Becomes Her, This Is Spinal Tap, School Of Rock, Velvet Goldmine, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Flash Gordon, And Now For Something Completely Different, An Inconvenient Truth, Almost Famous, Airheads, Willow, All Dogs Go To Heaven, All Quiet On The Western Front, Fight Club, Batman Begins, Starsky And Hutch, 28 Days Later, Cool Runnings, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Matrix, The Ladykillers, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Sleepy Hollow, Hook, The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down Under, Bruce Almighty, Ace Ventura 2 - When Nature Calls, Finding Neverland, The Patriot, The Faculty, Maverick, The Goonies, Rush Hour 2, the Lethal Weapon, Lord Of The Rings, Back To The Future and Indiana Jones series', and the three original Star Wars movies

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, M*A*S*H, Red Dwarf, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Pocoyo, The IT Crowd, QI, Fun House, Takeshi's Castle, My Name Is Earl, Time Trumpet, Family Guy, Roman's Empire, American Dad, Extras, Doctor Who, Father Ted, Citizen Smith, Ripping Yarns, Green Wing, The League of Gentlemen, Black Books, The Fairly Odd Parents, Watch My Chops, The Simpsons, King Arthur's Disasters, The Thin Blue Line, Scrubs, Dead Ringers

Books:

Poppy Z. Brite
Bill Bryson
War literature
Yaoi
City Of Thieves, Ian Livingstone
The Shining, Stephen King
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed, Alan Alda
Rise of The Bollards, Kate Freeman, Lucie Walker, and Nick O'Neill
The Good Book (Guiness Book of British Hit Singles and Albums)

Heroes:



Ace Rimmer. What a guy.

My Blog

HOSEN

I've been wanting to collect the term for trouser press in as many different languages as possible for a while now. Why? Because. So far I only have hosenbügler (German), presse pantalon (French)...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

The Darkness

They make me tingly again.  And I thank J-Hawk for that.*edit*Except now I'm back to being upset about never seeing them live again, never hearing any new material, missing the original forum wit...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

Hair

I need help. In order to be a true Goth Detective, I should really have black hair. I loved it when it was bluey black in 2004, but you can't get rid of it and you HAVE to let it grow out. Either that...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

Ginger Fetish

I think I have one.Yet I can't find anything on t'internet about this. I thought the inter-cyber-web was a place of free expression, and that there would be a help group for poor unfortunates with my ...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

Optimum Impact - The Compilation Album

You know you want it. ...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

Has anybody seen my talent?

If I had any, it's gone. I'm so rubbish. Let's make a list of things I can ACTUALLY do: ... ...... .........................   ............................................................ ...........
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

The Art of Gunsmithing - The Shotgun

Somehow, 800 copies of my dad's new book have been flogged over 4 months. Pretty dang good for an unheard-of author on a very specific and rather unusual subject. From Play.com: "This volume is ...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST

The Ten Commandments of The Daveth One

I found this whilst trawling through the magnificent Dave & Steve (http://daveandsteve.hyperboards.com/index.php). Those were the days. Only ye that knew me at Ponce Henry's will understand. ...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST

Consolation is required

I got all excited about meeting Warwick Davies (the little chap from 'Willow'. Also played an Ewok in 'Star Wars', Professor Flitwick in 'Harry Potter'...) at a geek's video shop tomorrow. But I ca...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

England VS. The Fashion World

There seems to be no end to the amount of t-shirts with various American place names printed across the front. I myself have shamefully succumbed to the craze, with garments advertising 'Malibu Beach'...
Posted by Cyborg Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST