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I am here for Friends

About Me

My name's Nikki, I'm 19 and if anyone can get me out of the shithole that is Stoke-on-Trent I am your new best friend. I drive a bright yellow beast of a car, work at KFC (wank), love all my mates to pieces, always up for a laugh, like live music unless it's the headache shit at the Underground. Is that even music? Seriously? I love reading and writing and I'd love to travel the world, but seriously doubt that's going to happen on shitty KFC wages. Small things make me smile, like playing Pokemon and Spyro, or getting wrecked and playing 'peg'.

My Interests

Getting away from Stoke.

I'd like to meet:

Willy Wonka

Music:

Anything that isn't Queen. God I hate that band. Go on, give me shit for it, I dare you.

Movies:

Anything that isn't a sicky romcom.

Television:

Jerry fucking Springer

Books:

I love reading. I like all books =)

Heroes:

My friends! Douggie, Baggo, Val, Meg, Nick, Howard, Birdy, Dan, Elise, Ad, Jode, Charl, and the rest of you knob 'eds