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[dani]::[dander]

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About Me

i look up video game storylines when i'm bored at work. and yes, i click on the majority of blue links scattered across the possible 12 pages of my useless pastime. i can sleep 14 hours straight when given the opportunity. i'm good at being bitter and my face is as easy to read as "juicy" on a hefty chick's ass. oh god...i'm about to fall asleep on my desk..someone save me....(-_-)zzz .. MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

lines-straight and wavy. overpriced jeans. watching drunk soccer moms trying to pole dance. catfighting neo. huge jars of kimchi. mild 7. angry little girls.

Music:

my preferences fluctuate.

Television:

cartoons my friends. reality can only do so much...

Books:

i only have the money and time to waste on them for educational purposes.

My Blog

if youre bored...

take a blast to the past: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-a nd-hold-on-were-going.htmlor prepare yourself for the future:http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beate ...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:19:00 PST

ugg....

i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit.i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i feel like shit. i f...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

i am obesessed(x2)

i'm probably REALLY late on this one, but in the big vast world of wikipedia, another nerd kingdom was born in www.encyclodpediadramatica.com .word of the week: weeaboohttp://www.encyclopediadramatica...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:06:00 PST

i am obsessed....

with this fucking cat. i can’t stop watching the damn video. so now i have to put it on my myspace so that i have it available to me whenever i want. omG i’m so lame....but its so disgusti...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

xmas paradise

i went to vegas for the holidays...for a week.dad.sherly.(and her whole family)donna.armando.some random japanese teacher from my hs.i've never forgotten why i left, but this trip was a hard one. move...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

D.P.A.

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ass...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:15:00 PST

breakfast of champions.

i've learned that black coffee and swedish fish at 9 in the morning isn't really settling. my four hours of sleep can't be helping much either. WOO!
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST

babies.

so we're throwing this little babyshower for this pregnant lady at work. seems like just yesterday she was running to the bathroom to puke out the morning funk. now she's huge and looks like she'll po...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

miss universe.

her question: if you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be and why? and the best this dumbass could come up with...." i wish i had a wallet that never ran out of money".... ooOOOO...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

stretchy pants...its for fun!

i dont really believe in the whole astronomical thing, but they can be interesting. here's a link to my profile. i think its pretty fucking accurate, so if you're interested as to how my personality i...
Posted by [dani]::[dander] on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:16:00 PST