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CTS Suxxx

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About Me


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Hello. My name is Claire. Most people call me CTS. Some people call me Travers. My mother calls me by my full name when I'm in trouble. One person in particular calls me Whorebag. I am a real live girl with real hair, all my own teeth, and I know how to use cutlery properly. Although I choose not too and can occasionally be seen being cavalier with my use of a soup spoon. If I lost my ears tomorrow my life would be over - music makes everything better. If I lost my eyes tomorrow, I could take comfort in the fact that my ears were still there and I could fill them with delightful tunes. If I lost both, then I would have to rely on my hands and feet, and would have to move into a new home where everything was covered in bubblewrap, suede and other delicious textures. As things stand, I am still happily and sensorily adept, so this is pure speculation. I take pleasure in simple things - tupperware, button fluff, raspberries, nice smells, things to tap my feet to, laughing, vodka and feathers.
I’ve just survived my first mudbath of a Glasto and I just wanted to share a few of our piccies and the best moments I could find from YouTube when we were soused with cider, caked in mud and dancing our asses off! They didn’t have all the songs I wanted, but these are pretty darn hot!
Kasabian LSF
Arctic Monkeys – Diamonds Are Forever
Killers – Mr Brightside
The Coral – Dreaming of You
CSS – Let’s Make Love
Klaxons – Golden Skans
Here are some old pics I dug up of quite possibly the best years of my life. 5 years of an awesome group of friends, everyone discovering sex, drugs, booze, fancy dress and arson and we absolutely loved it. Oh how young we all look. We all loved, laughed and lost. Happy happy times.

My Interests

The usual: music, films, comedy, gigs, friends, drinking, drawing, cats, writing.
The unusual: falconry, making things out of beads, photoshopping, tupperware, my parrots, badge-making, playing dress up, roller coasters, googlewhacking, making strange crafty things, making and cutting short films, collecting pictures of my initials, drawing moustaches on myself, taking pictures of people asleep on public transport...you've gotta love the last train home ;-)

I'd like to meet:


I want to meet people who want to meet me. People who care about things. People who tell me when I have sauce on my chin. People without pretentions. People who enjoy surrealism. People who like silly things. People I can make a difference to. People with their own hair. People I don't have to say sorry to for just being me. People who can recite Eddie Izzard backwards. People that won't get embarrassed when I dress up in ridiculous costumes - they will want to go one better. People that want to make things happen. People that will make me laugh til it hurts and a little bit of wee comes out. People that aren't afraid to cry. People that will dance like nobody's watching, and not care when I do. People that want to be a part of my life. People that like Sambucca. People that enjoy randomness. People that make me a better person.

For obvious (and admittedly rather geekily sad) reasons I quite like the initials CTS. So if you do happen to see a stray CTS, please take pity (and a little picture) and send it on. And for any of you facebookers out there please do join The Quest for CTS and help me in my Gormanesque quest.

Music:



To raid my iPod...
Air Traffic, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Ash, Au Revoir Simone, Babyshambles, Beatles, Beirut, Bloc Party, Blur, Bravery, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Buzzcocks, Captain, Charlatans, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Clash, Cold War Kids, Coldplay, Coral, Cribs, CSS, Delays, Departure, Dirty Pretty Things, Dogs, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Editors, Faith No More, Feeder, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fratellis, Futureheads, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Go! Team, Gossip, Green Day, Guillemots, Guns 'N' Roses, Hard-Fi, Hives, Holloways, Hot Chip, Hot Hot Heat, Hours, Howling Bells, Incubus, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Jet, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Killers, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, Kooks, Larrikin Love, Libertines, Little Man Tate, Live, Long Blondes, Maccabees, Manic Street Preachers, Mansun, Marilyn Manson, Maximo Park, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Mumm-Ra, Muse, Mylo, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Young Pony Club, Nine Black Alps, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, Offspring, Paddingtons, Panic! At The Disco, Paolo Nutini, Pigeon Detectives, Pipettes, Pixies, Placebo, Polyphonic Spree, Prodigy, Pulp, Queens Of The Stone Age, Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rakes, Rapture, Razorlight, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rifles, Shins, Shout Out Louds, Silverchair, Smashing Pumpkins, Smiths, Soulwax, Spinto Band, Stereophonics, Stone Roses, Strokes, Subways, Suede, Sunshine Underground, Super Furry Animals, Supergrass, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, Thirteen Senses, Tori Amos, View, Vines, We Are Scientists, White Stripes, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Knives, Zutons. And the tune the ice cream man plays.

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Shrek, Garden State, American Psycho, History of Violence, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cry Baby, Clockwork Orange, Amelie, Lord of the Rings, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Ringers, Kill Bill vol 1&2, 9 Songs, Power of One, Donnie Darko, Ghostbusters, Donnie Brasco, Three Colours Trilogy, All About My Mother, Short Circuit, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Green Mile, Ice Age, Brokeback Mountain, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Shining, Team America, Back To The Future, Goonies, Moulin Rouge, Dark Crystal, Napolean Dynamite, Motorcycle Diaries, American Beauty, Labyrinth, Wizard of Oz, Leon, Gladiator, Jaws, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing, Batman, City of God, Gangs of New York, Top Gun, Sleepy Hollow, Dogma, Fargo, The Departed, Pan's Labyrinth.

Television:


Teachers, Mighty Boosh, Friends, Dungeons and Dragons, The Office, Extras, 24, Spaced, Nip / Tuck, Bruce Parry's Tribe, South Park, He-Man and She-Ra, Family Guy, Blackadder, Simpsons, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Eddie Izzard, Phoenix Nights, The Flumps, Little Britain, Smack The Pony, Titty Titty Bang Bang, Long Way Round, Brass Eye, Monty Python, Top Gear, Grand Designs, Project Catwalk, BUSTAMOVE.

Books:

American Psycho, Love Is A Mix Tape, Glamourama, The Beach, Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Rum Diary, Cocaine Nights, High Rise, Rules of Attraction, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, 1984, all Ian McEwan esp Enduring Love, Schott's Miscellany, Quantity Theory of Insanity, Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Matt Bellamy, Brett Easton Ellis, Bruce Parry, Tim Burton, Ian McEwan, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Depp, Noel Fielding, Quentin Tarantino, Eddie Izzard, Marilyn Manson, Jack Bauer, the late great Dave Smith who taught me everything I know about sound recording, my old bassoon teacher Mr Carben, my dad.

My Blog

I am Claire's Vented Spleen...

Okay, so with this Myspace malarkey you'd expect loads of random 'be my friend' requests and even the odd unsolicited email...maybe someone trying to get you to look at naked pics, try a new herbal hi...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehn, Adieu...

Right, I just though I'd leave a wee missive before I officially fall off the radar for three weeks. Unfortunately I won't be able to check any form of email, myspace, facebook or any of that nonsense...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

Love Is A Mix Tape

I don't normally use my blog to write about anything of any real importance or sense but this I just have to share or else I might explode, which might make a bit of a mess given the amount of jelly b...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST

A wee beady plea...

Hello friends, Romans...randoms! I've just set up a new page to try and shift the mountain of bead jewellery I've been making during my unemployed days...please visit it and be my friend... http://www...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

Fuck Tanning

Fake tanning. Here's one elusive boat I've been missing. I've never been brown in my entire life. In fact rarely EVER have I been a shade over 'Paler Shade of White' in the Dulux Colour chart. And app...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST

You could wait for a lifetime, to spend your days in the sunshine...

Okay, so how hard is it to be miserable with all this gorgeous sunshine going on? Seriously! Even when you're unemployed, the money is running out and dog-washing and car-walking is becoming a realist...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

The trials and tribulations of a not-so-domestic goddess

I awoke today with a hangover and an overwhelming urge to clean every last inch of my flat. This feeling doesn't come along all that often, so I decided to embrace with both arms, don my Marigolds and...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:59:00 PST

Here comes the sun...

After weeks of darkness I am pleased to report that there is some metaphorical sunshine coming back into the world of CTS, which is also coinciding with the advent of real live sunshine in glorious Lo...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

I am a serious artist. Or is that serious arse?

When people ask me what I do for a living, and I answer 'I make television shows', people seem to think it's a Mickey Mouse job. I would like to set the record straight. Well not entirely, because in ...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST

Me, Myself and iPods

Here are some things that no-one knows about me... -          I have one thumb significantly shorter than the other. No, I am not related to Jeremy Beadle...
Posted by CTS Suxxx on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST