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Miz Jaxon

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let me see...I'm 23 going on 30. I'm jaded and cynical. I'm a horrible speller. I correct people's grammer in my head as they're talking to me. I have a morbid sense of humor, probably one capable of having me commited. Alcohol is my "One A Day." I live in a great apartment with a fireplace and bar above a cafe and I love to brag about it. My friends don't know it, but I hold onto them with a part of my heart that people never get to see, and it never lets go. I love my dog, a pomeranian named Dutchess (because I'm not above having a designer dog), more than what is probably healthy, but I know she'll never wrong me. All in all, I'm a very happy person; I always have a smile on my face and it is my goal in life to make myself and everyone around me the happiest they can be at that moment in time. If I can make one person laugh, then my real job for the day is complete. I love life, every minute of it. I love the people I get to share my life with so much. I think that's about it. Ask me anything you want to know, I won't hold back, just make sure you really want to know the answer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Seth MacFarlane, for those of you that don't know, don't ask.

Jackie Warner... I would wreck that!

Thanks for the great pics!

My Blog

Post 2

The following is a blog I wrote almost two years ago about our new president. I would like you all to read it and I'd also like to say... "TOLD YA SO!" He's the freakin president now. For the love of ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:33:00 GMT

my birthday

on Nov 1st I'm having a birthday party in my new town. if you're interested in coming out this far to help me celebrate we'll be having dinner at 630pm and i'm not sure what's going .. that. email me ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:52:00 GMT

idk

i'm not sure what i want to write about in this one but i feel the need to let out something. i miss people. i feel the need to let that out. i miss affection and company. i miss the voices of my frie...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Out of service

I won't be able to check my email and such as often over the next few weeks, I don't have internet at my new place yet. If you need to get ahold of me please text me. If you feel the need to come...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:50:00 GMT

Where is the love?

Have you ever been in a relationship where you're not getting enough attention? I'm not talking about when you're in a brand new relationship and you can't get enough of the other person either. I lik...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:24:00 GMT

son of a bitch

so, for someone who is terrified of zombies, i think i just took a big step tonight. watched, i am legend. good movie though it would have been better if it didn’t have my greatest fear in it. n...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:45:00 GMT

???

Does it make me so bad that i want better for myself? Is it bad that i want to try the whole living on my own thing before settling down? Is it bad that the only people i have really told about this a...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:50:00 GMT

So there i was...

I was at steak and shake getting ready to put in my order as any normal person might do. The one I was with, some of you might know him as Wheels, others as Lee, is checking out the menu. As expected,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT

In memory of flips

ok so my phone passed away last night in a horrible accident where it drowned. long story short - i lost everyone's numbers. if you have my phone number please call or text me so i can get your number...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:03:00 GMT

i thought it would never happen to me

first you catch wind of people doing it from your friends. then before you know it, your friends are doing it. one by one they all start and they try to get you to join in on the "fun." even your frie...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:42:00 GMT