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My names are a puzzle and my stories unfinished. Things that a person would be better off knowing about me are:
In my opinion I have the most flaws a person can have.Most of my laughing is used to manipulate a situation.Futilely, I try to predict the denouement of my life.To protect decieve, or just entertain others, I lie.It's been said I'm easy to open-up to and a good listener.There isn't a secret that I've told, nor promise I've broken.Some have said that I have O.C.D., I completely disagree.Hip Hop culture is my life.The future me will know more then eight languages, fluently.My death is in the not so distant future.
I like to argue.I seldomely lie.I have major trust issues.I am clumsy most of the time.I tend to do things evenly.I don't like surprise parties.I dislike receiving gifts.I dislike generalization.I highly dislike liars.I highly dislike silence.I am sometimes gregarious.I have issues with my family.I care what other people think about me.I really don't like confrontation.I sometimes do not explain when needed.I don't share the majority of my past.I have quite a bit of insecurities.I am hypocritical sometimes, as is everyone.I sometimes feel the need to be competitive.I tend to contradict myself quite often.I am use to keeping my feelings deeply hidden.I distance myself from people every so often.I am not sure if I like surprises in general.I try my damnedest to always think logically.I have created guide lines for my life.I have sudden bursts of energy, when wanted.I finagle people with my words and actions.I turn many phrases into acronyms for no reason.I once, and maybe still, had an active imagination.I try to treat every woman different and all unique.I have been called weird and other synonymic words.I have a major issue expressing my emotions and sharing.I may have an inferiority complex due to one of my brothers.I don't like walking long distances alone, if others can see.I have multiple alternate lives that exist in my mind.I may have a superiority complex due to other's undue ignorance.I am organized yet, at the same time, I am extremely messy.I can't show any kind of emotion with males, besides gratitude.I test every person I develop any kind of relationship with.I believe my life could make an interesting series of novels.I dislike when someone knows more about me then I do them.I try to vaticinate and manipulate every situation.I unceasingly daydream when bored, and at times in palaver.I named my television Telev Ision and call her my wife.I mispronunciation, misspell, and have a lack of knowledge.I can show traits of an extensive vocabulary at times.I think the image of retarded bunnies is very humorous.I have quite a large family, mostly due to my dad's personality.I try to make sure no two people think the same of me.I may have a different way of doing everything possible.I consider myself a stupid genius for multiple reasons.I seek exorbitant knowledge for I or at least my posterity.I wear whatever clothes I can find, sometimes try to match.I have made many alternate realities of my life in my mind.I have created a checklist for qualities a woman must have.I "O.A." quite a bit, even the insignificant phrases.I hate when people are outside of my visual spectrum.I may do stuff without understanding why or how I did them.I configure my sentences carefully as not to actually lie.I cornfuse others for fun, sometimes as way of prevalence.I replace "confuse" with "cornfuse" as often as possible.I enjoy using ellipses and quotation marks excessively.I say "may" in my sentences when I'm not fully certain.I may have written this as to entertainment or to deceive you.I can't believe I wrote this much, yet analogously, I can.I cannot believe you read all of this, nor know why you would.
MORAL: I have problems.