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Shea Monster

Shea Marie Anna Cromien-Smith...But my friends call me NECRO

About Me


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Musician,Writer...Irish-Polish...aspiring novelist...I have an album released in Europe, entitled LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN , and if you like music that FUNKIN ROCKS the hell out of you...you should listen to it, because it recieved RAVE reviews in Paris... I've been and done more in my thirty-seven years than most people do in THREE life times...so what am I saying here? I took the road less traveled by, and if I had to do it all over again, I'd bring some valium and a flashlight.
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Are Sunset
Even though you still may be young, you already feel like you've accomplished a lot in life.
And you feel free to pave your own path now, and you're not even sure where it will take you.
Maybe you'll pursue higher education in a subject you enjoy - or travel the world for a few years.
Either way, you approach life with a relaxed, open attitude. And that will take you far! What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are 10% Left Brained, 90% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
You Are 90% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
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My Interests

I love watching the ongoing epic that is humanity..I watch it with a big bag of popcorn and a couple of xanax..makes it easier to watch. I guess I love music, because it chose me before I figured out to choose it for myself. Spirituality, Sci-Fi, anything unexplained, and religious myths, Ufo's, Space Travel. HATE politics..and I dare you to ask me WHY I wouldn't at the moment... And SUSHI!!! Lot's and lots of MF-ing Sushi!!!!!!!My husband and I would go broke if we let ourselves from all the sushi we could eat. God bless Sushi Happy Hour!

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner, Stephen Hawking, Sylvia Browne, and Art Bell. Let's see....George Noory...James Redfield, John Cleese, and Jimi Hendrix. Hmmm...Arthur C. Clarke...Tom Jones, Patrick Stewart, AND anyone truly interesting that has the right AND left brained problem I have.....makes life fun, eh?
Shatner
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You Are 84% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

Music:

I have a thing for TOM JONES...you got a problem with that? I love 70's music, it gives me a sense of nostalgia..but then I love blues, Celtic music, funk and reggae. call me a walking condradiction...

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Monty Python, John-Wayne Movies, Jane Austen and period films, but I LOVE a good Sci-Fi or action flick. Eye candy is bliss...
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

BOSTON MOTHER F-ING LEGAL! Best show on TV EVER!!! French and Saunders,Dave Chappelle Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Star Trek, NCIS,the CSI's, Grey's Anatomy and the X-Files. And last but not least, The Simpsons(If I could only spend a minute in Matt Groening's brain)
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Books:

Anything by Arthur C. Clarke, Carlos Castaneda, Anne Rice, DAN BROWN(incredible),J.K. Rowling(hey, her imagery is brilliant!),James Redfield and his "Celestine Prophecy" series.I read anything that grabs me and keeps the music out of my brain.
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?

Heroes:

Anyone that takes risks, has the heart of a champion, and believes in the greater good. I am a sucker for the underdog, and a believer in miracles.
Your Inner Muse is Urania
You are most like this muse of astronomy.
Your head is in the stars, and you look to the future.
You give off a heavenly, mysterious vibe.
And you're not too bad at predicting the future. What Muse Are You?

My Blog

I've got some amazing musician friends - Part 2

Once again, I need to give some shout outs to some pretty insane pickers and friends of mine. Of course Sammy Kershaw is one of them, and has been a friend of mine since I was fifteen years old, when ...
Posted by Shea Monster on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

I've got some amazing musician friends....

Greetings, Fellow Freaks!        I can't get over the amazing friends I have in the music biz, and all you civilians need to go check out their myspace sites. "Far From N...
Posted by Shea Monster on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

The world according to Shea Monster

One morning I awoke to see the world was upside down. Although it didn't scare me much, I was alone I found. For others screamed in agony, their footing lost in air, but when I tried to join their dan...
Posted by Shea Monster on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST