LiViNg LiFe 1 SiN @ A TiMe

i say the darndest shit: "listen here hoe face!"
"only pretty people get anal!"
"move fork, you're obstructing my alcoholism!"
"men, can't live with them; can't live without their dicks!"
mandi: "it smells like laundry detergent!"...me: "well after it just smells like my saliva!"
"drunk girls don't wash their hands!"
"can i get grey goose and vodka"
"can i have a sprite with no water!"
"i need to get some stomach in my belly cause it's full of beer!"
"don't make me go drill sergeant on your ass!"
"maria i really don't like it when you call me a whore, i prefer hoe or bitch please!"
"yea my sister may have choked me out in the bathroom, but @ least she didn't attack my face with tweezers!"I don't consider myself perfect, b/c quite frankly I'm not even close to being perfect. I have many flaws. 1. I have a mouth like a trucker. The "f" word has been known to slip out of my mouth with almost every sentence I say. I also call my friends "bitches". Bitch is a fun word to say. Also, 'cock', 'pussy', 'ass', 'cunt', 'whore', 'hoe', etc... 2. I have been known to beat grown men in burping contests...I am my father's daughter after all. It may be something only men should do, but quite frankly I'm proud of it. It makes me an individual and the last thing I want to be is like everybody else. 3. I have been told I have very annoying sleeping habits. Yes I snore, yes I kick, and yes I walk and talk in my sleep. I'm only human after all! 4. I have a obsession w/ taking pictures of myself. Vain? Maybe, but who isn't?! 5. I like to talk about sex, alot...Use to work @ a sex shop so it just comes naturally. 6. I fall for guys way too easily! I guess it's cause I'm too trusting. I really want to change that though cause all it does is get me hurt in the end. But I keep hoping that I won't fall for a loser, or that one of the losers will eventually turn into 'Prince Charming'. Still waiting though... 7. I spend money like it grows on trees. 8. I drive my car like it's a sports car. What can I say? I'm an adrenaline junkie! 9. I'm not some skinny, anorexic chick. I've got curves and I'm proud to show them off. 10. And yes, I have huge boobs. I've been told their my best attribute...but that's just sad to say my boobs are the best thing about me. But they are on the 'Top 10' list. *wink wink* 11. I have a nose the size of Texas...no joke! It's the 'Anderson' in me! 12. I'm quite the lush when it comes to drinking. I love beer and I love drinking my alcohol like it's water. I just like to have fun, and I usually end up having the most fun when I'm drunk, so you think you can keep up? Try me... So maybe I have more than a few flaws. But really, flaws aren't necessarily negative. They make you who you are. They help you become a better person. They make you an individual, and that's something that I take a lot of pride in. I don't feel like changing, and I refuse to change for anyone. You either like me for who I am, or you hit the road...Take it or leave it baby! *wink*
May 3rd,1985 bitches...Remember it!
...basically i'm a heinz 57 baby...
This pretty much sums me up...