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About Me

I'm a 40 yr old renassaince-man-urban clown-hipster one step away from being certifiable, an example of why you shouldn't sniff glue and eat lead paint chips as a child. I am pretty metabolic so I eat 6 full meals a day and can't manage to get fat, YO! I have a son who is a genius who has a dad who is a biological experiment gone wrong. If you must know more, just ask! Have a not so maggoty day. I'm actually down to earth for a guy who hears voices (not that there's any reason to listen to them). I'm lazy and work a physical job to relax better. I wear two different colored socks to prevent big toe stretch. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND. I appreciate ugly ducklings. I knew the truth once but then all my questions changed. I frequently can't find myself but people tell me where I've been hiding. I am not an anomaly, I just don't fit well into people's vocabulary tho' I have been known to bleed. You knew somebody like me once and still hold the same emotions. I start things and ra...

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......................DEAD PEOPLE, THE REV. J. R. "BOB" DOBBS****************** *********** AND MY FUTURE SELF... IS THAT WRONG?

My Blog

Billy the Mime 6/2

SET LIST (rough order)A RomanceJFK, Jr. We Hardley Knew YeClose To Her: Karen CarpenterChristopher Reeve, A Super ManThomas & Sally - A Night In MonticelloTerry Schiavo, AdieuWorld War IIA Day Called ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 21:32:00 GMT

HAIKUS ABOUT SUICIDAL SQUIRELLS

Somebody challenged me to create a haiku about a suicidal squirrel. The kind that dart in front of your car at the last minute as if playing a juvenile game of chicken or worse, the inner city living ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:22:00 GMT

SIX WEIRD THINGS/HABITS of MINE (Part 1 of 6)

These were previously posted in November of '06 and since I've so many new readers, these blogs were so buried and I have been sketching another batch to post but really I'm a lazy Son of a bitch recy...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:20:00 GMT

SIX WEIRD THINGS/HABITS of MINE (Part 2 of 6)

2) EVERYDAY I WEAR ONE BLACK SOCK ON MY LEFT FOOT, A WHITE ONE ON MY RIGHT I've wore two different colored socks almost everyday since April 1983 and EVERYDAY for at least the last ten years and yes, ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:35:00 GMT

SIX WEIRD THINGS/HABITS of MINE (Part 3 of 6)

3) I HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH ANIMALS, INSECTS AND INANIMATE OBJECTSHuman's are not the only ones that think I'm nuts, my toaster wants me commited.Now before I lose anyone to the notion that this isn'...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:32:00 GMT

SIX WEIRD THINGS/HABITS of MINE (Part 5 of 6)

5) I CORRUPT THE MINDS OF VERY YOUNG HUMANS AND RESPECT THEIR OPINIONSThis may gather controversy or kudos but it's not as weird as it sounds. I make a point of teaching all my nieces and nephews when...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:22:00 GMT

SIX WEIRD THINGS/HABITS of MINE (Part 6 of 6)

6) I CREATED MY OWN ALPHABET AND LEAVE FILLED CROSSWORDS ON TRAINS & BUSESYes, I am the culprit that has filled to either completion or just filled in the numbered spots that you randomly find in Rest...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:20:00 GMT

A Bit Different From The Norm =] (RE-TREAD SURVEY - off profile)

Basic Bullshit.What's your name?: MICHAEL NELLOYour age would be nice to know.: 40Are you single or taken?: CONSIDER ME TOOKRandomization.What is your least favorite color?: UMBERWhat is the last thin...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:48:00 GMT

Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me (RE-TREAD SURVEY)

basic infoname: MICHAEL NELLO PELLICCIONIwhat do people call you?: SPAZbirthday: SEPTEMBER 29th 1966current location: MY KITCHEN IN CHICAGOheight: 5' 8+"eye color: BROWNISH FADING TO A MURKY GREENhair...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:46:00 GMT

$end Me Money

Hello, my name is SpazCiao and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:56:00 GMT