Um... I used ta be a normal schmoe on da street, until da Boss made me inta a mutant. It's kinda wild bein' a mutant, but I kinda likes it. I don't miss bein' human much, cuz I never had no friends anyways, 'cept for Bebop, and he's a mutant-type individual now too, so I tink everything is copacetic, ya know? I is much stronger den I usta be, sos I can do alot more fun stuff than before. Da Boss is kinda mean to us, but he gives us fun stuff ta do. When he takes over da world, he's gonna give me and Bebop our own island to ourselves ta rule as we see fit! Dat'll be real fun!
