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Psychological Cripple

the friend you have just to beef up your numbers on myspace

About Me

If you think it's bad now, you should have seen me then.
Yeah, the song on my page is pretty fucking amazing, isn't it?

I'm having a very extended moment. I'll inform the masses (all two of you) when it passes.
I'm really bitter right now. I can't explain why. I don't even know.

My Interests

It's not really that important.
Wait, why am I bothering with a myspace again?

I'd like to meet:

A group of people whose conversation I can't kill.

OMG VIBRATO.
Honestly, do you think your opinion of Kathryn Grayson's voice is going to make me like her any less?

Music:

It doesn't matter. No one's heard of it.
That's got to be one of the most beautiful duets in the history of MGM musicals.

Movies:

Everything from

To

To

Good for you if you can name all three.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV. Family Guy entertains me and those shows about creepy illnesses on Discovery Health fascinate me.

Books:

Those books that fill my brain with lots of tidbits of information which I use to consistently alienate possible friends.

Heroes:



My Blog

In all honesty...

I really don't like a lot of people. I've been trying this whole "try to like everyone" and I really don't think I'm up for it. Understanding is something I can do. I can understand why people get fru...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Fangirl Madness

I give you two pieces of evidence to prove, undoubtedly, that Kayla Marie is the luckiest person ever.And now, let's break these down in MS Paint and fangirl speak.I'll be making an actual "here's wha...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST

Horoscopes

Some days, I wish my horoscope would say something like, "Today is a waste of energy, so just go back to bed."I'd feel justified today.Hey guys, mommy's tired. She's going back to bed.Is Starbucks ope...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

Dear Politics, etc...

-Right or left, we're all screwed.-We're politically correcting ourselves out of a country.-One side argues for freedom of speech while calling everyone with a different opinion an idiot.-Also, that w...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

I'm 50.

The summer's over, but I'm still a girlCavorting in my carnival crown.From blossom to blossom,I buzz like a bee,Then glance in the mirrorand who do I see?A middle aged womanInhabiting me.Because it's ...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

HONK IF YOU'VE SLEPT WITH HOWARD HUGHES.

Haha, I put an H in the subject line and that popped up. Someday I WILL have that on a bumper sticker.I feel like speaking in fangirlese, but I will spare you all that nonsense. I think. Yeah, I guess...
Posted by Psychological Cripple on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST