A cinematic breakfast snack of epic proportions... that's me. I'm heaven and hushpuppies but never short on sass. I work WAY too much for my own good, but being tired isn't going to stop me from stomping your goofy ass if the muse descends. Generally misunderstood... a LOT... and I have a bad habit of pissing people off without meaning to. But I'm filled to the brim with charm, charisma, and a delightful caramel filling. I'm quite smart, pretty friendly, and I loves to make da peoples laugh. Schadenfreude consumes me, so cripples/fatties/midgets/the elderly/any combination of those four should steer clear of me... cuz I'll be laughing. Oh yes.Half of the time I'm completely insane and random, cracking wise and being a total smartass. The rest of the time I'm stiltedly formal, quiet, and VERY serious. It just all depends on how I woke up that morning.I'm convinced that any man who likes me is completely insane, despite the fact that I'm horribly lovable.I'm apeshit about manners, and I hate presumptuous people with a fiery passion.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emily
Birthday: February 29th, 1984
Birthplace: Smithville, MO
Current Location: Kansas City, MO
Eye Color: brown-red
Hair Color: red...ish?
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: predominantly Welsh, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: dirty-ass black work shoes
Your Weakness: quiet guys, video games
Your Fears: apocalyptic spidery doom, being with someone who doesn't get me, nuclear war, pregnancy, girl scouts, the Northern Lights, dogs that are too big to punt, and those babies that seem to stare right into your soul. Creepy.
Your Perfect Pizza: black olives and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the sugar, get the women, get the power. But seriously, more money, please.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... god I hate that I'm guilty of using it as well
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus Christ, why?
Your Best Physical Feature: don't know, someone will have to tell me
Your Bedtime: when I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: I whimsically miss a lot of things in the past
Pepsi or Coke: COKE WITH CRUSHED ICE! WOOO!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds... they win because they have McGriddles
Single or Group Dates: Never been on a group date, wouldn't know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton makes a better sun tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: oh yeah
Do you Swear: fuck no, what are you suggesting? I am so fucking polite.
Do you Sing: Every single day
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: I'd like to think so
Do you want to go to College: I dream of homework
Do you want to get Married: I guess, I don't see myself getting married, though
Do you believe in yourself: Who else can I believe in as fully as myself?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Just pass me the Dramimine and shut up
Do you think you are Attractive: HAAA HA-HA-HAAAA! Oh, you're serious...
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: well enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: Lovely
Do you play an Instrument: Does the dijereedoo count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm smoking now, what the hell?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Heh... heh... heh...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yay for dates!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box? No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup, delish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, wish I could
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only sips of Karen's milk (she hates that)
Ever been Drunk: *snicker*
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I recall... maybe...
Ever been Beaten up: I do the beating, thank you
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: a long time from now would be nice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stable and content
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, maybe Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: something fetching
Favourite Hair Color: dark, blondes seem to screw me over more
Short or Long Hair: if I can run my fingers through it, it's fine
Height: as tall as me or more
Weight: does it really matter?
Best Clothing Style: I don't judge people by their clothes, you retard
Number of Drugs I have taken: let's see... four
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: two (ears and tongue)
Number of Tattoos: one, long live the Butter Friends!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, I am the sum of my experience, and I'm pretty spiffy
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