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Matt

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About Me


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Mountain Dew
Beverage (alc) ? Bud Light
Color ? Blue
Food ? Tacos
Item of clothing ? Boxers Aha
Meal of the day ? Definately Supper
Feature on yourself ? Ladies, Just Ask
Quality in a guy/girl ? Personality
Phrase ? Trevor Take Off My Pants! (for the record only drunk nights)
Song ? Caress Me Down - Sublime
Musical Artist/Band ? Sublime Or O.A.R.
Sport ? Football and Drinking
Movie ? The Boondock Saints or Strange Brew
TV Show ? Family Guy
Radio Station ? 104.7
Type of Chocolate ? Dark
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Dog
Smoke ? Yes
Drink ? Obviously
Have any piercings ? Left Ear
Have any tatoos ? No, Except For The Penis On My Back (nother Drunken Nights)
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No
Gone streaking ? No
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? Yes
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? Yes
Broken any bones ? Yes
Been stabbed/shot ? I Stabbed Myself In The Finger
Slept until after 12:00 ? All The Time (After Drunken Nights)
Stayed up all night ? Shyaa (More Drunken Nights)
Danced like a whore ? Every Day
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Once
Turned down a dare ? No Never
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Sure
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Been There Done That (Drunken Nights)
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? No
Lie to your parents ? All The Time
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Yes
Lie to your best friend ? Yes
Give a homeless person money ? I Did In Europe
Run from the police ? A Few Times (Drunken Nights)
Bungee jump ? No
Sky dive ? No
Cross dress ? Fuck No
Be an exotic dancer ? Every Weekend...For Ladies!
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Yeah Who Hasn't?
Scuba dive ? Yeah
Go rock climbing ? Yeah
Go spulunking (caving) ? Yeah
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Generally Good Message From His Songs
Bologna ? Pig Shit
Hott ? Trevor and Me
Orange ? I Hate Those Fuckers
Real world ? I Just Wanna Bang Hot Chicks
Fuck ? When and Where?
Jack ? MeHoff
Cucumber ? Larry
Hip-Hop ? Anonymous
Uniform ? Hott School Girls
UniCORN ! ? I Want One! Meow!
Rainbow ? Pot Of Gold
Clown ? Neuman And Vogel
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My Interests

Drinking, Girls, Girls, More Girls, Water Skiing, Wakeboarding, Outdoor Shit

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

Country, Rap, Hip Hop, Rock, Reggae, Pretty Much Everything...Beethoven For Life!

Movies:

Strange Brew, The Boondock Saints, Half Baked, Fun With Dick And Jane, Flight Of The Phoenix, 40 Year Old Virgin, American Pie Trilogy, Wedding Crashers

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons

Heroes:

Ryan Nueman And Trevor Vogel...Of Course Turbo Slut 6000! O Wait No!