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About Me

You all know the story! I was an A1 astronaunt until the Russians got to me, now Im on the run from the Government. ...Fine! Im really a small time writer and cartoonmaker, and full time student.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Duh jesus! Since jesus wont return my phone calls: I like most people, unless your a soviet spy!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

general kitten memorial

  I am sad to say my cat General Kitten, the cat that i joined myspace with has died. The General was a kind hearted cat he never attacked anything but hair brushes and toilet paper, and was a bi...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:54:00 GMT

Pants it's always about the pants

   I went to the mall to buy some jeans, at this really neato place (i cant remember its name).  All the jeans i saw were low cut and boot cut. I dont mind the boot cut, but why are men...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:39:00 GMT

car ride

   Today I was having a good day I was in my super cool ride. Then a guy cut me off on the freeway. That guy is a total dick, so I went around him to be an asshole too. I noticed a few secon...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 20:46:00 GMT

this guy just threw up on me...

So there I was just minding my own business at a party. Im doin fine and this guy turns the corner and vomits on my hoodie. I thought for a little while, and wondered is this how it ends?
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:19:00 GMT

why you may not want friends

I do know one thing you can never count on your friends to help you out.  Don't worry about friendship, because they always go away and find some reason to hate you.  Just when you reach you...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:03:00 GMT

Oh Canada!

    So today another bear almost hit today when I was driving in my car. This is the exact reason why bears shouldn't be allowed to drive, I doubt this bear even had insurance. You thes...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:40:00 GMT

My trip to cosco.

  So i went to Costco today, but before I got anything really a bear had robbed the place.  It was four bears really, and there were other bears in the store shopping. I can't tell a good be...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:46:00 GMT