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Diva Divine

Did you just call me skillful and delicious?

About Me

um, Capricorn with blah blah blah rising. 30-something year-old German, Irish, Scottish, Cherokee woman (in other words, pretty much a white girl). Jaded legal assistant who wishes that she did something remotely interesting with her fancy schmancy private college double liberal arts degree, but alas, I find myself posting on Craigslist forums for stimulation. I've also just recently started grad school in an effort to stimulate some kind of spark again and save the world, one green business at a time. In my spare time (ha! as if!) I bike, cook, eat, drink, write, go to shows, watch TV, etc. I have a black kitty cat named Max, who is the most faithful, loving and most perfect man I have ever lived with. Practicing baking pies for when I become that "crazy old lady down the street with all the cats". This day may come sooner than I think.But, most importantly of all, I deeply love my dear little daughter, who has gone up to be one of god's best little angels.
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Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are 40% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?
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About You...
Age 30 *cough* something...
Birthplace Los Angeles, CA
Current Location My couch. Oh, I mean Alameda, CA
Hair Color This week? Fiery copper red
Eye Color Blue
Height 5..'6.."
Heritage German, Irish, Scottish, Dutch, Cherokee Indian, etc. Pretty much ..'Merican
Your fears spiders; hieghts; serial killers
Your weakness creme brulee or really any kind of custard
Goal for today Same as every day - get dressed and off the couch - maybe even out of the house
Goal for this year Find an interesting .."green.." job
Lifetime goal Save the world - one green company at a time
When do you want to get married? *cough* Um...
and to whom? Johnny Depp
Ever been in love? oh god yes
Currently in love? well... sorta, not really. Why? Who..'s askin?
Do you think you are attractive? Depends on how many cocktails you..'ve had
Your best physical feature my bootay. And rack.
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... weekly
gone skinny dipping... um... yes.
been beaten up... yes
wanted to kill someone... yes
gone a week without MySpace... at some point
gone a week without TV... sure.
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... Andrew
say hi to you... Andrew
talk to you... Andrew
What's the last...
Time you cried? last week
Book you've read? Cradle to Cradle
Store you've been in? Bike store or corner market
Can you...
Dance? damn skippy I can!
Speak a differenty language? Sometimes I think I can
Cook? Oh honey.... Can I cook? shooooooot! Does Superman look good in tights and a cape?
Write w/ both hands? no
Whistle? sorta
Finish the line...
If I had a... personal assistant or competent houseboy
I would have a clean house
So I can have... um.... *guests*
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My Interests

Cooking, biking, reading, writing, movies, ariel diamond, looking at beautiful bike boys, wine *tasting*, theater and so on.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp naked.

Music:

No country. Well, okay, Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash are cool.

Movies:

Casablanca, All About Eve, Gone with the Wind, But I'm a Cheerleader, Friday, most action flicks, anything that makes me cry is cool too.

Television:

Lost. Oh dear LORD I am such a Lost geek! I admit it and embrace it. Law & Order too.

Books:

Lots and lots of them!

Heroes:

Wonder Woman!!!!! also, ariel diamond.

My Blog

This is really effing long, but here it goes...

And I suppose this is supposed to be in the course of this year.1. Have you had any relationships this year?Yeah.  Sorta.  Yeah.2. Have you had your birthday yet?I did last January - I turne...
Posted by Diva Divine on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

If I should fall from grace with god -- too late!!

Oh, dear god I remember the days when Paddy's brothers would call from Ireland after being at the pub all night.  And then there was the day when his brother James called while hanging out with S...
Posted by Diva Divine on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

Not quite normal...

Are You Normal?Your Normalcy Quotient is: 46 out of 100.Your quiz results make you a Wonderful EccentricYou've earned the title of wonderful eccentric, and while you're not a wild, gun slinging maveri...
Posted by Diva Divine on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:34:00 PST