About Me
"There is an idea of a Matthew Lindsay; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
Where to begin the arduous task in describing Matthew Lindsay? First of all, this synopsis means nothing, what follows may or may not be true, and everything that has been written thus far has been utterly useless. Let's begin with some trivial facts one can use to describe Matthew's character. Mr. Lindsay is incredulously self-obsessed, emphasizing personal image. This can be simply proven by silently observing Matthew while he inspects his visage in nearly every mirror he comes in contact with. This self-obsession does not seem to affect him, as he actually is perverse enough to embrace & enjoy this lifestyle. However, this self-obsession is not without serious personal responsibility. To supplement and continue gorgeous looks, Mr. Lindsay indulges himself on a mostly vegetarian diet. Consisting mainly of: Fresh produce, protein bars, and Redbull Energy Drinks. In many respects, one could easily state that Matthew believes the Milky Way Galaxy is actually ego-centric. Financially, Mr. Lindsay seeks to become as wealthy as humanly possible. To achieve this extraordinary goal, Matthew seeks to use real estate & the stock market as vessels to build a strong asset column. Finally, films depicting the life on the American Frontier, or Old West, are among Mr. Lindsay's favorite. With Clint Eastwood easily climbing Matthew's hero list, joining the ranks of: Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gordon Gekko, Andrew Jackson, Warren Buffett, Patrick Bateman, David Gilmour, and Congressman Ron Paul. "There isn't a clear, identifiable emotion within me, except for greed and possibly, total disgust."
