Another reason to hate yourself |
Hey fat people! As if you didn't have enough problems in your life. As if your diabetes, high blood pressure, congestive heart problems, bad backs and impotence were not enough. Now you have yet anoth...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 16:38:00 GMT |
song idea |
Betty CrockerCan not stop herfuck the manhe's peter pan!do the chore!want some more!do it wellor go to hell!Betty crockeryou can't stop herBetty crockerfuck yer chopperGet a job!fucking slob!pay yer t...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:27:00 GMT |
OLD PEOPLE LOVE TO FUCK |
Hello hopefully faithful readers,Its not just a fad for the kids, as Fox News would have you believe. 'Going down' has been going down for a long time. The next time yer at the home, look your elderly...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:12:00 GMT |
its safe for another day...but for how long? |
The day I saved 'em allThey said it shouldn't be done. They said it was a bad Idea. Some times it is better to listen to that annoying voiceinside of your head that says no.Some times it is better to ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
Fuck these people |
Fuck big oil. Fuck the republicans. Fuck the democrats. Fuck the president. Fuck the terrorists. Fuck Dubai. Fuck the middle east. Fuck Iran. Fuck Iraq. Fuck the taliban. Fuck Osama. Fuck bigots. Fuc...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:58:00 GMT |
Ode to the lost finger nail |
Oh lost finger nail, oh lost finger nail,Where have you gone?oh lost finger nail, oh lost finger nail,you were on my thumb,Oh lost finger nail,Oh lost finger nail,you were shiney...but quick,maybe one...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 19:24:00 GMT |
Burnin' My Yard |
Burning my yard.It was a saturday night,is how I start this tale,micro brewed beer,and you know it was stale.Start up a fire,with some stolen wood,burn me a heffer,you know it was good.Throw on the lo...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:50:00 GMT |
Pine trees, beamers, and commercials. Oh my. |
There it was. The missing piece to the puzzle. Drums. Drummer. Musical talent. Wewere tight. We were fast. It was utterly amazing. Mushrooms didn't hurt. Cymbalssing persian music back to you. Pine tr...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:41:00 GMT |
Following my hat...where ever it may take me |
I am a born follower. I have always found something to follow, be it a leader, a band or my hat. I am always behind or under something or some one.Never the Fucker, always the fuck-ee.Have you ever le...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 13:56:00 GMT |
