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About Me

Well, maybe you've seen me on TV. OMG, that's so gross, I can't even believe I said it. Okay, forget it. I do have a TV show, and it's kind of lame, but it wasn't supposed to be. But I can't really complain. I mean, I'm making crazy money, and I'm kind of famous. I know, I know, but it's true. Don't hate me!
I'm doing this undercover because I'm lonely, and I want friends but I can't have them. Not really. Like, when I'm nice to regular people they get really weird. That's why celebrities only date other celebrities. Because they get it. But I want real friends. And I guess this is the only way. Is that sad?
I mean, it's not like I don't have friends. Really good friends, from junior high, but they're busy, and I'm on the set, and I GET BORED OH MY GOD SO BORED and so, yeah.
I really, really love acting, and someday I'm going to get the kind of roles that will blow your mind, believe me. I started acting as a tiny little kid, and then I took a break for a while, and now I'm back. And I'm never stopping. I live and breathe acting, I'm serious. But when I'm not acting, I'm shopping. Or hanging out with my best friend, Erin. She's awesome.
I got this snazzy layout fromwhateverlife.com!

My Interests

Acting, acting, acting! And shopping, partying (a little, used to be a lot, trying to be GOOD, trying trying), and shopping.

I'd like to meet:

Joaquin Phoenix. He's kind of old, but he's still hot. I haven't met him yet.I've met a lot of other celebrities, though. And it kind of kills your crush when they're either not as cute in person or a drunken ass or just a big sleazebag jerk (THAT happens, all the time, serious).

Music:

Rooney. Arctic Monkeys. She Wants Revenge, totally love them. I used to like the Killers, but I'm sooooooooooo tired of them now. PLEASE go away!

Movies:

Anything starring Reese Witherspoon! And Lindsay Lohan. And Scarlett Johanson. They're my all-time favorite actresses! Although I know we'd claw each other's eyes out if we were up against each other for a really perfect role. It's just the business. Sorry, sorry!

Television:

You KNOW I can't say!

Books:

Celebrity Skin, Pretty on the Outside... read 'em? Nina Malkin's stuff. She's so smart.

Heroes:

Well, I used to have one in particular, but that's so over -- hint? You never want to meet the people you look up to, seriously. Anyway, now I really admire my friend Erin's dad. He's like my dad, if I had a dad.

My Blog

the paris hilton diaries

so _funny. ...
Posted by Taylor on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

taylor's top 10, yet another home movie

seems that everyone is rediscovering the marilyn manson video on the taylor christensen page. i mean, it wasn't really about marilyn. but he's in it. just posted a new one though, taylor's top 5 feat...
Posted by Taylor on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST

justin timberlake

here's a short video from the timberlake's sexy back concert i caught a while back. back back. ...
Posted by Taylor on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

nicole's email invite

did u get one? if not, here's what u missed. and we thought she didn't have a sense of humor.
Posted by Taylor on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:38:00 PST

we all have our meltdowns

should we feel sorry for lindsay? nope. what's she gonna do 4 her 21st b-day party next month? starlet meltdown. everything u need 2 know about paris (dropped from her label last week), lindsay, nico...
Posted by Taylor on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

2 days in paris

yes, james its a good thing angelina is taking a couple of years off. but her career will end up in the dumper like gwyneth's. i mean, lol, she just turned 30.i'm committed to supporting smaller films...
Posted by Taylor on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

cannes and brangelina

i'm sooo burnt out on brad pitt and angelina jolie. how posed is this shot? the smothering look. the bedroom eyes. yawn.
Posted by Taylor on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

vegetarians and mars bars

vegetarians love mars bars b/c they don't have any animal products in them. but maybe this is changing. but the _real question is, why is there an organization calle dthe vegetarian society? and why a...
Posted by Taylor on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:47:00 PST

pt2 how ur girlie can make more than the secretary of state while working in the same office!

click here.
Posted by Taylor on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

paris and how u can be under condi and still make more money

paris got caught puffing on something that resembles a joint. but it's probably a cig she rolled herself.if u have a b-friend in a powerful position who gets u a transfer to say, the state department,...
Posted by Taylor on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:05:00 PST