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Hi All, For those of you who are concerned about the health care crisis in America, and I know there are many of you out there who are, there is a website that I strongly encourage you to visit wher...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:05:00 GMT |
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.If you're a horse, and someone gets on you and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think yo...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.This is...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painti...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:25:00 GMT |
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Wednesday:Once, when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:42:00 GMT |
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As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable--until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:37:00 GMT |
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I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:39:00 GMT |
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch For Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch For Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she star...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
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Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 18:54:00 GMT |
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:18:00 GMT |
