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Amelianne

I am here for Friends

About Me


I am socially inept. Be kind.

My Interests

art nouveau, cat naps, good conversationalists, good writers, good thinkers, marine life, aquariums, blunt honesty, sharpening my pencils, looking at people who do not know i am looking at them, sunday morning sleep in, snogging, NPR, Harry Potter, human anatomy, touching and feeling.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet someone who doesn't know about the internet. Who doesn't use it. They cannot be 87 though, I already met her.

People who want to save the world.

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Jonathan Richman.

Movies:

Anything Involving the Muppets, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Woody Allen, Charlie Kaufman.

Television:

the Price is Right.
Myth Busters

Books:

David Sedrais, JK Rowling, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Williams Carlos Williams, Carolyn Kizer, Charles Bukowski, Walt Whitman, Books with pictures, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, Ray Johnson

My Blog

Seven

Seven people looked at my blog today.I wonder why, who,where.It makes me feel important, so thank you numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7.
Posted by Amelianne on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:22:00 PST

Free.


Posted by Amelianne on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

Rude Awakening

Dear Oscar Diaz,Who are you? What are you? And why have you given out my telephone number to your friends? Three times this week my phone has rung for you. Understand the dissapointment in hearing the...
Posted by Amelianne on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

Barnum and Baileys on West 25th

Today I saw a three legged squirrel.Please check back tomorrow for an illustrated diagram.[edit]Notice his nub. He walked so funny....
Posted by Amelianne on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

Weenerville

Never again will I embark upon the streets of New York on a night like tonight.It is unnatural for all of us to be out at once.The city was not built for this.I was anchovied.Squashed.Squished.Pushed....
Posted by Amelianne on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

Diary

" The mentalis, the corrugator, all those little muscles of the face, those are the first things you learn in art school anatomy. After that, you can tell a fake smile because the risorius and the pla...
Posted by Amelianne on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

New Leaf

I know now that the seasons are changing.My nose is like a nose shaped ice cube.
Posted by Amelianne on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:21:00 PST

Restless Legs.

My feet are always sleeping,when I need them to move most.My mind is often fleeting,when my feet are tied to the bed post.
Posted by Amelianne on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:19:00 PST

Babette

I just saw the most horrifying thing on the Television. I now have to chug a gallon of holy water, or watch My Little Pony episodes on repeat for a month to regain the normality and justice I once kne...
Posted by Amelianne on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST

Save the World

If you never listen to anything I say, which I can understand, for sometimes I say silly things, please listen to this.Each year, 100 billion plastic bags end up in U.S landfills, where they may take ...
Posted by Amelianne on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST