Goomie

Hello, how u doing? nice one. I was born in Queen Charlotte's hos PIT al in Ammersmith along the ayy forteeee. Who was queen charlotte anyway? .... must of been some sort of hussy if anyone knows, answers on a post card please and send them to Blue Peter, Is Queen Charlotte A Hussy Competetion PO BOX 123. Anywho, then I grew up a weee nipper in Ruislip Manor for bout 5 months before venturing it to Ruislip where baby squirrels fly from trees, and I climb up ladders to the top of the hoose at age 2. Time went by I grew a hair doo to be proud of, which I kept for many a year. Side Partings Rule ok. HAHA not. I took my hair along to primary school where I had alot of fun, running around playing IT (not information Tecnhology the other kind of IT), rolling down hills and putting holes in my trousers. Age 9 I had my own key for home which I kept on a long flourescent green coily thing. It was cool I brought it whislt browsing for my potato gun. wherefore art thou potato gun, I miss nicking spuds, putting a few holes in em then putting them back and waiting for the drama when mother was making jacket pots hehe. After many years of fighting invisable people with my he-man sword I grew up and was shipped off to secondary school where I actually had to write stuff in joined up handwriting Booo. From secondary school I went to sixth form, then I actually had my first detension and many more, for being late even tho I had my broom broom. I then moved to Farnborough the centre of all weirdness. Its a place where people stop in the middle of the pavement and stare at brick walls for hours, and where people dress in furry coats singing to themselves whislt holding bronze lighters shaped as a cock. Did have some amazing times there tho. Living in Halls that mould grows from every orifice in the bathroom, but hey ho laughs were heard every night. I then moved to a flat where I was attacked by May Bugs during the month of May funnily enough. I then moved to a hoose in the North side, wit me chums and my black cat named BOSS, who the vet said had the smallest pussy in the world. No wonder she is so up tight, she must be one seriously frustrated cat. My next experiences will be travelling the world and the seven seas in search of a new vegetable that I shall name pee-wee. Nanoo Nanoo as Mork would say.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark 'goomie, yogi, bungle'
Birthday: 29th June "summer baby," that means the sun shines out of my arse
Birthplace: Hammersmith
Current Location: North West London
Eye Color: Blu
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 4in of man
Right Handed or Left Handed: The only way to be, Right
Your Heritage: ong glay which translates to English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bare foot all the way. just like big foot himself.
Your Weakness: Avacardos Mmmm
Your Fears: not being able to spell my name
Your Perfect Pizza: nothing fishy thats just wrong for a pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save enough money to become a year long traveller
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: xxxxxxxx
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am I wearing headphones?
Your Best Physical Feature: A blue eyes boy's favourite feature has always gotta be his nose hehe not really, eyes.
Your Bedtime: whenever, wherever, however
Your Most Missed Memory: schools out for summer
Pepsi or Coke: lemon arde
MacDonalds or Burger King: back in the day Macdonalds was king
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: errrrrr
Chocolate or Vanilla: both should live next to each other in any bowl.
Cappuccino or Coffee: errrrr makes ur breath smell
Do you Smoke: im not a quitter
Do you Swear: Course I F**king don't
Do you Sing: like a nightingale
Do you Shower Daily: of course don't wanna smell like the stig of the dump now do I.
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: did
Do you want to get Married: course
Do you belive in yourself: I belive in other people beliving in yourself
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yea baby yea
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahaha thats a good one
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeaaa too right I do
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little bit hehe
In the past month have you Smoked: a little bit hehe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .................
In the past month have you gone on a Date: every day is a new date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The mall, THE MALL, the shopping centre do you mean, well yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Freak
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: don't like fish apart from prawns
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Im not a can of coke you know, how could someone drink me. Actually I know the answer to that one
Ever been called a Tease: who wants to know......
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I better not grow up anymore.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brasil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blu
Favourite Hair Color: not bothered
Short or Long Hair: not bothered
Height: not bothered
Weight: not bothered
Best Clothing Style: not bothered
Number of Drugs I have taken: ..........
Number of CDs I own: lost count
Number of Piercings: N/A
Number of Tattoos: N/A
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret nothing
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