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Jules

The other half of a halfwit

About Me


Glitter GraphicsLIKES-Vintage and retro stuff especially things made from lurex,perspex and bakelite,freaks,graphic novels,WFMU radio,watching people walk into lamp posts,weekenders, gin,burlesque,red lipstick,cats,but not cats wearing lipstick because that`s cruel!.I also like bizarre,surreal and plain fucked up stuff, shopping, nihilism, cowboys, sparkly pink things shoes,shoes,shoes and more shoes, Celtic FC, my tattooed boy,liquid eyeliner,DIY,playing air guitar,and my friends...

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DISLIKES-Bigotry,talking during films,the Sunday morning `walk of shame`,bloody cyclists on pavements, Scottish winters,liars,christmas,shrink wrap,porridge(the unformed spawn of the devil),the word `gusset`,marmite,bad manners, third world debt, insomnia,most music from 79` onwards, people who piss me off, prog rock ,inappropriate use of text language,and what`s all that emo shit about anyway?Don`t answer that ,I really don`t care! Myspace Contact Tables Lyrics
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You are Slinky Heels!
You're an uptown, well put together woman
But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club
You're always the best dressed chick in the room
And you'll only settle for the best in men What Kind of Shoe Are You?

My Interests

Collecting and playing records (those old fangled vinyl scratchy things) ,movies (from arthouse to blockbuster), drunken dancing ,hustlin` n flirtin` ,reading (from pulp fiction-intellectual), photography , modern art ,graphic stuff, faffing about ,perfecting the art of time travel and creating my own completely fake religion. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Bettie Page!
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You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?
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You Are Best Described By...
(Stamped) Lips
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How will you die? (25 possibilities)


Yer heart's gonna 'splode in yer chest.
There's no tellin' when it's gonna happen. One day, you'll be casually sauntering down the street, browsing in store fronts, and ::POP!:: It's all over. Just like that. No warning whatsoever. Sleep tight.
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I'd like to meet:

Other nerds,geeks,dorks and Krazy Kat......of course!!!Hawkers,stalkers and gawkers and people after a UK passport need not apply ..and no I don`t want a share in a foreign lottery, goldmine,or buried treasure . Some men tear your heart in two, Some men flirt and flatter, Some men never look at you, And that clears up the matter............. Dorothy Parker.

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Music:


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Raucous rockabilly , grinding garage punk , sexy 60`s girl groups , smokin` ska , sweet soul , perky post punk , riotous rock n roll , hellish hillbilly , crazy country , uplifting gospel ,dangerous doo-wop, raunchy r`n`b and jazz...nice! etc.Names worth mentioning are The Ramones , Johnny Cash,Bobby Fuller,Aretha Franklin ,Charlie Feathers,Real Kids, Tiny Topsy , Elvis , Tom Waits , SugarPie DeSanto, The Sonics, White Stripes ,Rose Maddox , Lord Creator ,The Louvin Brothers, Detroit Cobras , Shangri Las , Billy Childish ,Gene Vincent ,Dale Hawkins , Wanda Jackson , Blanche, Bo Diddley ,Goldie and the Gingerbreads,...too many to mention here.... Which 60's Girl Group Should You Be A Member Of?
The Shangri La's
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Movies:

Requiem For a Dream, True Romance(with the original ending), Wild at Heart ,The Big Lebowski ,Clerks,Fletch , Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind,King Creole,M,Cry Baby, Quadrophenia, Rumblefish, All About Eve, The Usual Suspects , Rebel Without a Cause,A Bout De Souffle,The Wanderers, Hairspray, Reservoir Dogs ,Gone With the Wind, Ghostworld, Betty Blue, Eraserhead,Shaun of the Dead,The Isle,The House of Flying Daggers, American History x, Trees Lounge,Rock n Roll High School, Coffee and Cigarettes , Faster Pussycat,Kill Kill! ,Saw 1&2 ,Double Indemnity, Taxi Driver, Batman Begins , Mystery Train,Once Were Warriors, Factotum ,Pulp Fiction, The Brown Bunny, Plan 9 From Outer Space , Badlands, Romeo is Bleeding , Lords of Flatbush ,Eraserhead, 2046 , zombie films, Ealing comedies and transvestite,midget, rockabilly sub/dom porn but only the ones with an interesting plot and script of course..
What movie Genre are you?
Film Noir: Your life is mysterious and dark. You've been hurt before, but you can't just stop trusting everyone. There are some good people in the world.
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Television:



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Surreal and cringy comedy like Scrubs, Monkeydust , Jam , Curb Your Enthusiasm ,Black Books ,Family guy ,Spaced etc etc and never miss the Sopranos and Dr Who because I`m kinda sad.

Books:

Books written by...Jack Kerouac,Hunter.S. Thompson, Carson MCullers,Charles Bukowski ,Dorothy Parker,Chester Himes, John Fante, Dan Fante,William Burroughs,Peter Guralnik, Hubert Selby jnr,John Steinbeck,Iceberg Slim , Truman Capote , F.Scott Fitzgerald ,S.E.Hinton and Paul Auster. Also love graphic books like The Gashleycrumb Tinies, Arkham Asylum, everything by Robert Crumb, Alan Moore, George Herriman , Daniel Clowes and Ralph Steadman.

Heroes:



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Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com Dorothy Parker,Bette Davis , Johnny Cash , Sailor Jerry , Bettie Page , Rosa Parks , John Felice , David Lynch , Friedrich Nietzsche , Robert Mitchum , Bill Hicks ,Richard Hell , Cindy Ray , Simon Pegg , Gerry Roslie , John Peel , Elvis , Aretha Franklin , Steve Buscemi , Sam Philips , Batman , Lee Millar , Travis Bickle , Joey Ramone , Ruth Brown , Robert Crumb , Billie Holiday , Edward Gorey , Dr Who , Hunter S Thompson , Daisy Duke , Alan Moore , Weegee , Jack Kerouac , Jimmy Johnstone ,Miss Mandy for making me laugh until I fall over and Miss Suzy for knowing me better than I know myself... and anyone who did anything to make this god forsaken planet just a little bit better.

My Blog

how naughty or nice were you this year quiz

You Were Nice This Year..http://images.yournewromance.com/hownaughtywereyouthis yearquiz/nice.jpg" height="100" width="100">You Were 40% Naughty, 60% NiceOkay, so you weren't *entirely* nice this yearB...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST

The seven deadly sins ...according to me and the Church of the Shoes of Salvation

1. Dishonesty 2.Vagueness 3.Unreliability 4.Disrespect 5.Intolerance 6.Deviousness 7.Thoughtlessness. These are all self explanatory.....................right?...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST

Do you chase or wait?

You scored 59% Assertiveness and 43% Passiveness!  /> It's a continuum though isn't it?  Often we change how we feel or act in different situations, on different days, with different people....
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

The Cynicism Test.

Duck and cover . . . you're a turtle! You trust no one. You sometimes even find it hard to trust your own decisions. Don't get discouraged by that, though. After all, the tortoise won the race . . . d...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

Is it ok to be `not ok`?

A friend of mine died recently,she took her own life after a previous failed attempt.I`ve been thinking about her a lot . Why is it whenever me meet someone we know we always answer the question"How a...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST

My new fake religion/money making venture.

At last I`ve created The Church of Julie`s ten commandments for your perusal. 1.Thou shalt not eat noisy sweets during a film. 2.Thou shalt not mix up my carefully organised records. 3.Thou shalt neve...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Goodbye Belle

After a long illness my beloved cat Belle passed away peacefully at 6am this morning.I got her from the Cat`s Protection League at age 2,I had the pleasure of her company for 12 years ,she loved all t...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

Myspace Anonymous

Hi,my name is Jules and I`m a myspace addict.I guess it started like everyone else,it looked fun,all my friends were doing it.At first I was apprehensive,I started off with a bare page and I was happy...
Posted by eva-destruction13(aka Jules) on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST