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About Me


My name is Delecia Fock and I am the most powerful woman in the world. I made my fortune through hard graft, lying and cheating! My business interests include mining, banking, pharmaceuticals, real estate and anything else I can get my diamond encrusted hands on. I have many offices around the globe but I run my empire from Manhattan. I have a personal assistant called Barbara, who is the complete opposite of me: dowdy and unattractive. But she does keep me from doing illegal and unethical things. I don't have many friends, and those who are friends are fake. I pride myself on having more enemies than anyone else. My global workforce of thousands live in fear of me, I treat them well and keep them on their toes with random firings and impromptu ridicule.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Madonna - so I can recommend a therapist.

Hillary Clinton - so I can ask for my donation money back!

Miley Cyrus - so I can ask her who the hell she is.

President Mugabe - so I can poison him... twice.

Amy Winehouse - so I can give her a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Brad Pitt - so I can give him the key to my penthouse.

My Blog

Sharons Got a Risk Addiction!

Not content with wearing more fur than the wardrobe department on Dynasty, Sharon Stone has insulted over a billion people. No, I'm not talking about her performance in Sliver. Less than .000000000000...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 17:59:00 GMT

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre!

Hurrah, February 14th is St. Valentine's Day! I know what I'll be doing on that special day... picking my nose... from a catalogue with my surgeon. Anyway, here are ten romantic suggestions for St. Va...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Delecias least favorite things...

1. Celebrities pushing their charity causes on us. Get back to your day job.2. People who talk crap in meetings in an effort to 'contribute'.3. Tyra Banks and her clown-style hair and make-up on ANTM....
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT

What is up with Celine?

What do you say to Taking Chances (on your hair)? I say, next time you get your hair done, make sure it doesn't look like an explosion in a wig factory. Am I the only one who questions this unusual vi...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:11:00 GMT

Sharon Stone is completely vain!

Last weekend, Sharon Stone, a woman with an IQ of 154, thought it would be a good idea to wear a massive fox fur coat to an AMFAR charity event in Rome. That's clever and tactful. It seems that Sharon...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:51:00 GMT

Pete Burns - Killer Clown from Outer Space

Pete Burns is on UK's Living TV with a horrendous show called Pete's PA. Who, in their right mind, would want to be PA to a killer clown like Pete Burns? The premise of the show is that a group of wan...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:40:00 GMT

Halloween Bitchfest

Hi all! It's hallowe'en, how... exciting. Remember when you were a kid and you dressed up as a psychotic axe wielding maniac visiting your neighbours to get some candy? Well, I don't. I don't need to ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:33:00 GMT