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.emojae

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net ..
I HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR PROFILES ON PRIVATE! THERE IS NOTHING THAT SEXY ABOUT YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO CLOSE UP YOUR STUFF! - 'Nuff said.
I'm from Jersey. Jersey is the mythical land you hear about in most B-Movies and Kevin Smith films. Don't visit. You'll be trapped in our dimension.
Forever.
I'm a Christian first and foremost. Most people would look at me or talk to me and be like, "That dude ain't a Christian..." and I'm really sorry that I don't always put forth that position in my life. I'm not going to make excuses, because that's not who I am. I believe in Jesus, and in the healing power of God. Though most may not really get that, and others won't believe it at all. Some of my friends get angry, saying my morals and standpoint get in my way of being a real person... but...
As my headline says, I'm 20 percent of what you want me to be, and 100 percent of what you NEED me to be. Meaning I'm a person who sticks by his friends with an unsurpassable amount of loyalty, and an equally heavy amount of care. I pick on people, but I'm the first to stand up when they're being picked on.
I am also a coward. Sure, I will stand and fight when need be, and I seem to be loud and obnoxious sometimes... but in reality, I sit in the background a lot and fear too many things because I overthink them. I'm not afraid of rejection, but I fear my own failure, if that makes sense. It's something I strive every day to overcome... and I've made strides, leaps and bounds in the correct way. And with the help of God, I will overcome my downfalls one day.
I'm a hispanic that can't speak Spanish. For the first 16 years of my life I blamed that on my parents. But then I realized, instead of blaming them, I'd just try and learn it. Then I quit taking classes. So now, it's my fault. Stupid logic.
I'm in one and a half bands. I am the lead singer and guitarist for a emo-punk band called Jughandle, and that is my pride and joy... all the music is based off one ex-girlfriend. Mind you, the bitch dumped me at the prom, and I haven't gotten over it at all. I am over her, yes. Just not the situation. Or what led to it. ANYWAY...
I also am doing a side-project called thepoorexcuse. It's made up of the "original" and "alternate" lyrics for the Jughandle songs which I never actually used... and they will be done in the opposite way of the actual recording... so if you've heard a song and it was purely acoustic with a djembe, then flip it to electric with a full on drum set with the different lyrics... stupid concept, I know. But it's a fun idea, and if you don't like it you can go to hell...
Or just listen to Jughandle and hate me for not being original.
I'm a little down on myself, and up on everyone else. So I guess that makes me a Pessoptimist? The glass is half there? I don't know. Anyway. Yeah... bug me a lot. I'll cheer you up. And cry on the inside. My screen name is MrJasonKain... give it a knock. I'm bored enough to be .. at most times of the day.
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My Interests


Girls, Music, Movies, and Wrestling. Simple, no?
Fine then:
Girls: Nothing at the moment. I'm very scarred from my previous relationship, so really I would just like a girl who will think about her position in life and know that to be with me, you have to love me. Not like me. It's hard. I know. But that's all I need now.
Music: That's down there somewhere...
Movies: That too.
Wrestling: RING OF HONOR!!!! NWATNA~!~! And then a little fed you may not know about called the WWE... but they're crappy nowadays.

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I'd like to meet:

In reality, I'm dead inside. Trust me on this one. I've had my heart crushed too many times to know what's real or not anymore. So if you're a girl who actually thinks I'm cute... please think beforehand. Make sure of yourself before even talking to me... I want to meet a girl who will love me for me. Plain and simple. Someone who will love me despite my problems, and be there for me as I am for her.
I'd like to meet someone who would love me like I love them. Wholly. Truly. I thought I had that once... and it hurt so much to find out it wasn't real. That everything I had was just anotehr step in her life, but to me, I was just the stepping stone for it. I knew she loved me, but she couldn't "love" me. I'm more complex than you could ever know.
On the light side, I will never teach my kid about Santa Claus... instead, I will teach him (or her) about the places where parents hide the presents. And I will let them take this picture with them to school the week before Christmas each year, to prove that Santa is dead.
In the famous realm... I have met EVERYONE I had liked to meet. Chris Jericho. Kurt Angle. Mick Foley. Kevin Smith. Nicholas Cage. Tom Cruise (before he was crazy). Bruce Willis. And finally, thanks to Jenn and Eric...
CHRISTOPHER FUCKIN' DANIELS
I can meet whomever now, as my life list is through. Now to just do everything I want to do before I die. That part's going to be tough.
Merry Christmas.

Happy Easter, too!

I'm also a fanfiction writer, check it out!

Music:


To start you off: Everclear, Ben Folds, Damien Rice, Lagwagon, Million Time Winner, Weezer, Relient K, JUGHANDLE ...
Emo. Punk. Christian Rock. Ska. It's what I like. It's what I do. It's what I live. Hell... I used to work at a music store just so I could be a music snot and get away with it! But yeah... my favorite band is Everclear. Every song they do is good. They must have a direct connection to God, or something.
The Music kills us all.

Movies:

I'm a comedy buff, and a Horror +2. So obviously when Shaun of the Dead came out I bought it. :)
All View Askew movies are in my collection, as are the "artistic" movies that only weirdos watch... "That Darn Punk" "Fight Club" "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" Damn, my collection is a mix of eccentric and trendy. I don't know what you'd go for, but I probably have something in there that you love.
As for Foreign Films, if you haven't figured out by my suicide dot on my page, I'm into Suicide Club. But if you look at my quote, it's from my fanfic of Battle Royale. Both of these movies are really awesome... but deeply disturbing. Watch with caution.
Current Likes: Fight Club, Battle Royale, The Warriors, Shaun of the Dead, Mallrats, Clerks, Grind.
Give me action or give me death.

Television:

Two words.
Family. Guy.
The best show ever. If you turn on Cartoon Network at any point in the day, I will immediately sit on my ass and watch. It's the best thing ever. Seriously. The other channel I watch is Comedy Central. I need to laugh. Makes me happy. Happy is nice. :)

Books:

Once again... a mix of everything.
AUTHORS: Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, J.K. Rowling, Kuoshun Takami...
You give me a book, and I'll read it. Unless it ba-whore-ing. Then I put it down. Walk over to you. And slap you for ruining a good four days of my life with the crap you made me read while I was on the toilet.
Oh. And Jack Handey's awesome. DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

Heroes:

In life:
My dad. The firefighters of 9/11. The police force. They are all true heroes. Every time I hear of something heroic I know that God put something into them that made them that way. No normal person would jump into blazing fire to pull out a total stranger. No normal person would give a kidney to someone they just met. These are heroes.
On the tele:
Christopher Daniels, Chris Jericho, William Regal, Rhino, Chris Sabin and Kurt Angle. Wrestlers, I know. But I respect the "sport" and as I've tried it myself, I know the pain they've gone through to make my Monday Nights and Thursday Nights... and ridiculous amounts of downloads... better
On the radio:
Art Alexakis. The lead singer and songwriter of Everclear. I don't know how he does it. He writes the same song, over and over and over. But each time it still feels different, and each time I feel the emotion behind the music. He is a god among men.

My Blog

You should already know where this is headed by now...

Okokokokok...  I always thought bad things happened in threes.  Now, unless this time it's going to be in three groups of three (which would really piss me off cause that'd mean I have three...
Posted by .emojae on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

No more Dirty Mike, she changes her stripes, and an $80 field trip... (start of something new?)

So today heralded the end of Dirty Mike.  Before I get into this, I guess I should explain who Dirty Mike is.From Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most chauvinistic people I've ever met in my life...
Posted by .emojae on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

$770, a bitch, and a chicken sadnwich. (I'm going to be fired for this.)

Though this will somehow come back to bite me in the ass, Jane can go fuck herself.  Really.  She can.  Jane is my district manager.  She doesn't follow store policies, and holds f...
Posted by .emojae on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST

Nothing gold can stay.

If you're tired of my ranting and raving about how I'm alone.  Fuck you.  Go die in a ditch.  Cause this isn't for you, and if you cared enough, you wouldn't be pissed about my position...
Posted by .emojae on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Holy crap! More good things to talk about!? DUN DUN DUN~! What is happening to emojae!?

Yesterday was a very good day.  I had the day off, so I got to play a bunch of video games and visit some friends during the day.  I also met up with a few people I hadn't seen in a while, s...
Posted by .emojae on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

How do you turn a happy cat into a sad panda?

Continuously remind him that he's in second place.How easily it is.
Posted by .emojae on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

The weekend of awesomeness. (Friday's Jughandle show and Saturday's ROH show.)

This weekend was freakin' awesome!!!!  There's a few reasons why, but in the end, I'm left with a feeling of awesomeness, along with a feeling of confusion.  Let me explain.Friday, January 2...
Posted by .emojae on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

As confused as I'll ever be.

Don't even TRY to explain to me the series of events that led me to being just about 23% happier and 7248367574% more confused about this girl I like.  Damn you females.  Can't you just do t...
Posted by .emojae on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

One more time, with feeling!

And people wonder why others wear masks.  Just remember that I do things because I care about them, more than I care about myself, to the point where...  I do very stupid things.Today I brok...
Posted by .emojae on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

Intersection.

I hate not knowing where I stand.  I really do.  One second you're the object of attention, then the next you're wondering if the whole thing is just a ploy.  I know I sound weird, and ...
Posted by .emojae on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST