Ask Anna, Sarah Effing Palin |
Dear Anna,
Did you hear about the riots at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul? Do you think sometimes violent protest is necessary?
Kruntz
Dear Kruntz,
I think what happened in St. ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:22:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 08.11.08, Olympic(s) |
Dear Anna,
What's the difference between cucumbers and zucchini? S? Zucchinis? Also, how do you make the word "zucchini" plural? Sincerely,Daniel-Otmar
Dear Daniel-Ogre,
I have no idea. I am felled...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:50:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 06.16.08, PDA |
Dear Anna,
How much PDA is too much PDA?
The Kissingest
Dear Kissingest,
This is a nettlesome question, and certainly getting a lot of attention because of those ladies smooching at the Seattle Ma...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:58:00 GMT |
Letter to Our Liters |
Messr's Tim "The Paw" Pawlenty and Norm "*" Coleman:
I write this letter in hopes that both of you continue to be smarmy brunettes, making sweeping moral generalizations and tax-reducing decisi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:48:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 04.28.08, Elliot Spitzer |
Dear Anna,
Um...Elliot Spitzer?Duh Duhkins
Dear Duh,
Thank GOD! I've been humming away over here, simply chomping at the bit to talk about Elliot "The Cockulator" Spitzer. (FYI: in order to limit t...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 03.31.08 Frenchie |
Dear Anna,
Why do Tampons always feature one side of the box written entirely in French?
Nathanatos Huckstabillionaire Porchon
Dear Mr. Porchon,
Because French people are unamerican. (Wait, do I ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:17:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 03.17.08 Fat and Drunk |
Dear Anna,
Why is everybody so insecure right now? Why is everybody fundamentally questioning their relationship/career/identity right now? It’s making cocktail conversations really blow. ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:32:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 03.03.08, Hillary Fo |
Dear Anna,
If I can sing, dance, and do the moonwalk all at the same time, would you say I'm on a fast path to owning my very own ranch?
Marcus
Dear Marcus,
Only if you can also woo 10-year-old ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:43:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 01.21.08, Charmin Basic |
Dear Anna,
I have two questions for you. One, why don't you ever answer anyone's questions? Sometimes, they are really asking for advice. The next question is if you were a type of perfume, what kind...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:15:00 GMT |
Ask Anna 12.10.07 EMAIL |
Dear Anna,
I can see a series of extremely beneficial events coming your way, but for reasons that I will explain to you in this letter, you may be unable to take advantage of these opportunities to i...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
