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Mando El Pando

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About Me

Enjoy cheese, music, films, chocolate, parties, festivals and shoppin....not all at the same time tho...erghhh think of the mess... Wheyhey!!!!! I dont like smelly ppl they make me wanna spray they with expensive perfume..what a waste! Cant stand chavs...whats the point in wearing a tracksuit when your not even workin out?!!?!?!?!?! WEIRD!I like a bit of shoparoony in good ol' Leeds. I like mushy peas n custard!!! I love shoes its vey strange but not if they r infected wiv mange. I love fab cafe its underrated funness!! VW fest the place to be with my good friends chip, amy and shelly!!I like hangin about like a horny trout wiv me homies!GANGSTA trippin...coffee sippin!!! i enjoy the company of delogram,ma hiphoppin show-stoppin festival sister of the north. She smells like a rose and looks like a tree thats y we all love adeleeeee. I also chill wiv the mellow shello my dudette of kingston. she sings like a turtle and i LOVE it! shes ma karaoke homie wrong tonie! Get on the phoney cos u smell like a pony!!! Chippys a non myspacer but thats cool cos she knows...she knows lololol! Ben the hen he dont go on myspace cos hes a bum but there ya go. hes my boyfriend of 3 n a bit years..thats all really. also i would like to mention that.... lucy the cat is a twat

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THE SHUPER DUPER SHWANKY QUIZ FOR SHIT HEADS
What is your name? amanda panda puddin n pie, dont come near or else u'll die.
What religion are you? the church of really cool n groovy people, Rev Cool Cat Carr
What is your sexual preference? Straight as a streak of piss
Would you screw a cucumber? I would screw it into the wall and make houses out of it. Cucumber houses!
Would you eat a cucumber? Yes but not if it was a cucumber house....I'll get damp rot
Would you wear boys underpants full of skidders? Ew no, i'd eat it clean THEN wear em
If you wre a food, what would you be? A twiglet coz i am vinegary and bent
If you could have anyone as a pet who would it be? Jonny Depp...my pet gimp....DOWN BOY *WHIP* fuck yeh
Do you enjoy rock music of any description? I guess i do! U big fat poo!
Would you fuck a band member? Depends, I wouldnt have no jonny rotten
Would you fuck a boyband member? EW fuck orf theyll all bent as a 9 bob note!
Would you have sex with a tree or animal? A love tree!
What is your favouite number? Lucky seven, go to heaven u silly beven
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My Interests

I love goin out wiv the peeps! del, josh, shell, chippy, mona ra ra ra u kno who u r. Oh yeh i like goin out wi ben too, duh. Better fit him in there somewhere! Drums, piercing, parties like the 5 o'clock sesh (not the clearing up tho!) Jeff ma hamster and rrrrrrrrrrrrock. I have fish theyre quite cool.they chill like a water bill! Weed taximan he was cooooool as punch on a hot summers day!!!! PS i like mushrooms they make me happy.

I'd like to meet:

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Pimp My Profile Alan Carr....OH YEH ALREADY HAVE hahahahahahah...ok then....chris moyles....MET HIM TOO hahahahahaqhahahhahahaha....erm.......... OB from Hollyoaks....oops met him..ok how bout Max from Hollyoaks..MET HIM hahahahahahahhahaa.....Chris from Dachboard confessional....MET hahahahaha. i want to meet the michelin man!!! i love him fat podgy face i wanna suck it

Music:

Rock and everything really! Gorillaz, incubus, the used, alkaline trio, Fratellis, Placebo, INME, Rage ATM, muse, fallout boy etc etc u all know!!!!!!! I also like the usual, amy winehouse, jamie T and all that, gnarls barkley and kanye west! I like subways cos i met them and they are really nice. i also enjoyed MUSE YEY I have a special bond with Paulo Nutini cos we were born on the same day...we r in fact..twins..yes..... ok noPimp My Profile

Movies:

Scary movie 4 is hilarious! a ha ha a ha ha! i also like edward scissorhands and my little boney. I recommend Closer and Unfaithful they r rather good. I love films they r grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! I proper like watchin em they r super duper!

Television:

I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Books:

Fuck Man and the Willy men by Don kiddick Fangita Face and Mr Cockmeister by Ben Dover I DUNNOOO i like the book of general ignorance by stephen Fry

My Blog

woo woo woo uni on monday

finally a chance to socialise like a real student yeeeey   Ben and me are going toalton towers nxt week now after our sacrifice to marks night out YEEEHAAAA was worth it tho :):):):)   ...
Posted by Mando El Pando on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

Hello Boys and girls!

Why hellooooooo! Hope you are all fine and dandy! Write me a message or join my firends for a catch up sesh.  Aga doo doo doo! Horse walks into a pub.  Barman says: why the long face!?!?!?! ...
Posted by Mando El Pando on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:53:00 PST