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Jacqueline

The World Is MINE, Bitches!!!

About Me


I'm damn near thirty yet most of my friends can barely drink legally. I feel burdened by life but I'm probably just melodramatic. I've come to the conclusion that I'm never going to graduate from college


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and I'm almost ok with that. I love my friends, even the ones that get on my nerves. I'm very insane but everyone seems to like it. CLICK HERE TO GET AN EXTENDED NETWORK BANNERCLICK HERE TO GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + THOUSANDS OF OTHER GRAPHICSMyspace Contact Tables

My Interests


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I like to read, write, think, speak, yell, watch movies, ride bikes, walk alone, sit with friends, listen to music, sing along to music, eat bad food, eat good food, learn, argue, quietly judge, loudly judge, be proud yet humble, I like to love, I like to live.

I'd like to meet:

Near perfect replicas of myself...

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Music:

Rock, Political Rap, Eighties Pop, Eighties Punk, Soul, Oldies, Doo-Wop, Classic Rock, Grunge, Ska/Reggae Influenced Pop, R&B, House, Techno, Musicals, Hippie Rock, Singer/Songwriter, Feminist Rock, Nineties Pop...To be more specific- Sublime, The Doors, The Rolling Stones (old stuff), Aerosmith, Jason Mraz, Joni Mitchell, Aimee Mann, Jewel, Gwen Stefani (w/wo No Doubt), Missy Elliot, Kanye West (despite his personalality flaws), Lauren Hill, Bob Marley, Incubus, Violent Femmes, Most of Motown, most Hippy music, most 'Lesbian' rock (you know who they are), Lynard Skynard, Doobie Brothers (wo Michael MacDonald), Creedance Clearwater Revival, Three Dog Night- (I AM a Southern Girl at Heart), oh, yeah- Heart, Billy Idol, David Bowie, AmberNorth (check her out on my page), Macy Gray, Common, JayZ, Linkin Park, Pharrell, OutKast, Madonna, Prince, Cristina A, India.Aire...

Movies:

Magnolia, Fight Club, Kung Fu Hustle, The Heiress, Color Purple, Boogie Nights, Babe, Better Off Dead, Swingers, The Last Dragon, The Never Ending Story, Weird Science, Blood Simple, The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, Harold and Maude, Harlem Nights, Se7en, Legends of the Fall, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Breakfast Club, Scary Movie 2, Not Another Teen Movie, Date Movie, Most Romantic Comedies (that's why I liked Date Movie), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Super Troopers, All of the Jay and Silent Bob 'films', most stoner films, Everything Hitchcock did especially Rebecca, Some Woody Allen (too prolific for there not to be some duds), Grey Gardens...


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Television:

Television is corporate sponsered garbage designed to distract the huddled masses from realizing that the whole she-bang is designed to support and protect a capitalistic, patriarchal, White Americentric system.The shows are designed to gather a large cross section of simarly interested people together for the purpose of selling us to a corporation. This corporation in turn, transforms us into human guinea pigs, cash cows, and any other combination of money and animals. The Racist, sexist policies are reenacted again and again in television shows in an attempt to mimic true integration while at the same time maintaining the same hegemony.(social structure)...That being said I used to like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sex and the City, Friends, and Three of the Five Star Trek series (all having been cancelled) I still like serial killer type dramas (Criminal Intent, Criminal Minds, SVU, Law & Order, CSI, Bones, etc), medical type shows (ER, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs), and some sitcoms (Everyone hates Chris, According to Jim, How I met your Mother, etc)- Yeah I'm a hypocrite but if I don't have tv, I don't miss it and when it's there, it's like a black hole of doom, de doom, doom, doom (thanks, GIR).
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Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Fountain Head, The Bluest Eye, Beloved, Nice, Tailchaser's Song, The Handmaiden's Tale (read it, it's so creepily prophetic),Carrie Pilby, How To Be Good, The Dictionary, Everything Stephen King writes (except the Dark Tower series, I'm saving them all for last), Edgar Allen Poe, She's Come Undone, Their Eyes Were Watching God, those books where the single girl moves to the big city and completely changes her life, the ones where the single guy meets a dog, kid, girl, etc and completely changes his life, and any book that seems to borrow plot elements from my own life(how narcissitic is THAT???)...

Heroes:

My Mother, Myself, My God, Stephen King, Toni Morrison, Ayn Rand, Zora Neale Hurston...

I'm not even trying to be paranoid, but why is the Black Care Bear called TOXIN?!?!

My Blog

She's got a ticket to ride (and she don't care)

I bought my ticket to Sydney the other day. I leave June 4th which is a few days earlier than I originally planned so I'm thoroughly excited right now. Five more days of class plus finals, about 20 mo...
Posted by Jacqueline on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

Return to Oz

Maybe it's insane to consciously put love before logic. Maybe it's crazy to leave hearth and home for a perhaps and a maychance. Maybe that's why my life is finally shaping up into one worth living. I...
Posted by Jacqueline on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

One Month Later

It's been almost one month to the day since I kissed you for the last time and boarded my plane. In that time I've reconnected with friends and some family, I've taken care of school business for the ...
Posted by Jacqueline on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

Love in the Present Tense

Ok, So I'm in love with an Aussie boy. He's smart, funny, fun, and pushes buttons I didn't even know I had. I met him a couple of months ago through an ad I put online but I never expected anything li...
Posted by Jacqueline on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

Australian Love Song

Days In Australia: Sixty-One In Which I Dwell On The Positive...   Ok, So I just got back from my Spring Break last night. M and I went to Coffs Harbour, rented a studio apartment and l...
Posted by Jacqueline on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

Breaking The Cycle

Days in Australia: Thirty-seven   In Which I Have an Epiphany Regarding My Fatal Flaw- And End It...        Hi, My name is Jacqueline and I'm a masochist, (HI!...
Posted by Jacqueline on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST

Perspective and Affirmation...

Days in Australia: Twenty-Eight In Which I Finally Start to Grow Up...     So. There is nothing quite like watching television shows about domestic violence or the news about world suff...
Posted by Jacqueline on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:35:00 PST

PMSing in a Foreign Land

Days In Australia: Twenty-Six In Which I Will Undoubtedly Make The Boys Squeamish...      So. I'm not really the most emotional of people (shut up Simone, you're lying). I tend to ...
Posted by Jacqueline on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

Guest Blog

Days In Australia: Twenty DaysIn Which I Allow Someone Else To Have a Say On MY Page...(This is from a guy I met several days ago through an ad I placed several weeks ago. I have posted it in its enti...
Posted by Jacqueline on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:24:00 PST

That stupid other shoe...

Days in Australia: Sixteen In Which I Get Smacked By Ex-itis     So the dating has been going not so well, Although  I've met new and interesting people, if you want to call it tha...
Posted by Jacqueline on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:57:00 PST