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Getting a GIRL like me in BED.....

Watch the telltale signs.I'm crushing on you if I touch you for any reason. Other signs: I lean forward when you're talking or ask you endless questions. The only way to shut me up is to undress me.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:22:00 GMT

HILARIOUS personal ad posts on the INTERNET and WHAT THEY MEAN

I saw this on an FREE, internet site for MEN SEEKING WOMEN, and thought I shoudl pass this along to myfriends on MYSPACE.....Watch out for these types! 1. I'm so tired of the bar scene! Obviously, th...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:30:00 GMT

125 pounds and FIVE FOOT NINE????

Just saw a CNN news report about how models in Spain are getting fired bc they are way too thin!!!I hope I never run across someone who thinks Nicole Ritchie's body is SEXY is NASTEEEEEEEE.....They in...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:47:00 GMT

room mate number 1............RICKY

Do you know what its like to live with my room mates?!  I am trying to get them to join myspace just for their dating potential!  Here's the story...we bet the utility payments this upcoming...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:55:00 GMT

You sick MOTHERF******

Heard a story at work(I know I have been offline for quite some time) but check this out.  A woman was loading groceries into her suv , truck, idon't know, then felt something wet on her foot...s...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:54:00 GMT