BENNETT aka JOHNNY GURKHA!!! profile picture

BENNETT aka JOHNNY GURKHA!!!

BENNETT aka JOHNNY G's turf lol.

About Me

Hi if you dont alredy know me my names Dan only the funny fing is very little peeple actually know me by that name. its not as if im fake or anythin its just ive always been given my names by the peeple who use it and theyv jus stuk.my m8s in my yr (10) call me Bennett (my second name) and my m8s in yr 11 call me johnny gurkha. i got that name from army cdts coz i look like a gurkha -apparently lol. i hav been going to cdts for almost 2 yrs and i am a lance corporal, lol this means i get to boss peeple about and they cant do jackshit reli lol but theyll get ova it hehehehe... i wudnt like to say i hav a best friend but i feel i cud count on ma m8 tim dunn for anythin, lol dunno weva he'd take a bullet in his ass for me but close enuff. if ur sum1 else who thinks he/she shud hav been mentioned in this snipit of my life then thats TOUGH SHIT.joke i will make a friends page soon enuff wen i get the hang of this myspace silly witeboy stuff ne ways talk toya l8er an feel free to look around...

My Interests

Army Cdts its gr8- dont laugh it actuli is, u get sum fit birds there too, i play the guitar but im a slight bit SHIT lol, hangin around wiv ma m8s an girls lol

I'd like to meet:

tHE WORLDS FATTEST MAN, ADAM BAXTERS SIS COZ APPARENTLY SHES FINE LOL AND SADDAM HUSSEIN SO I CAN STAMP ON HIS NUTSACK FEED IT TO A GOAT, CUT OUT HIS INTESTINES AND FORCE FEED THEM TO HIM- NO JOKE. OVA THAN THAT NO1 RELI.

Music:

ne thin thats catchy or good, eva since i started playin guitar iv begun to appreciate rock alot more i also like rap n shit like that- i hav no sworn loyalties to ne kind of music reli.

Movies:

Shaun of the dead wat a legendary film, lord of the rings, south park movie- nevr get bord of watchin that lol and most films cept i dont reli hav a buzz for horror....

Television:

evrythin cept horses+cbeebies+housewife tele+shoppin chanels i especially like boxing.

Books:

Harry potta books were pretty kool and darren shan was good thats bout it.

Heroes:

Ali G lol, and of course its gonna hav to be straff WAT A LEGEND!!!!!!