easy out. |
New elevator guy. New awkward morning convos.
My work building goes through elevator attendants faster than i go through an Easy Out bottle of Hellmans, forcing me to have to reacquaint myself ev...
Posted by kayla. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST |
bones to pick. |
I watch the Morning Show when I get ready now that I'm old and twenty-four and get up in order to have enough time to leisurely eat my yogurt while partaking in my favorite civic duty, the news. ...
Posted by kayla. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST |
this is very important. |
NOT.
So it turns out that GhostRider was as bad as we had previously anticipated. No, worse. If you need a good laugh, though, or even just an excuse to hate on Nicholas Cage for an ho...
Posted by kayla. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST |
oh man |
Taxes are for the birds. As if the man didn't take enough of my relatively hard earned money, he is demanding 2 G's more.
"Taxes are necessary," you say.
Blah, Blah. I know, I know. Necessary to spen...
Posted by kayla. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST |
5 degrees of Saturday night douchbaggery |
Enough was enough. I had come to my wit's end, which I think it helps to admit is very short to begin with, and we hadn't even taken off our jackets or had more than one shot of cuervo gold.
It seems ...
Posted by kayla. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST |
schmorgasboard for a cause |
I eat meat now. In fact, I've even been know to crave a medium rare filet or delicious beef hamburger from PJ Clark's. However, there was a time when I only would enjoy a nice slab of chicken fla...
Posted by kayla. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST |
The Jameson's Placebo in Effect |
Every now and then I think I can taste a hint of Jameson's in my coffee from the mart downstairs. And when this happens, I like to pretend like I'm drinking on the job. I feel scandalous. And I&...
Posted by kayla. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST |
You're fired. |
It seems that I truly do not know my own strength. I cracked four separate individuals' hands last night and when I mean crack, no, I do not mean bone fracture. I'm referring to a knuckle-type cr...
Posted by kayla. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST |
Hobby: Hating |
I am not making any New Years resolutions, as i find that they are silly, usually rather impossible to keep and more often than not, leave the 'resolver', if you will, wi...
Posted by kayla. on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST |
'Tis the season. 'Tis is...'Tis is... |
Growing up, I hated Thanksgiving. I only tolerated it because I knew that the day after meant the decorating for Christmas, a far more superior holiday due to the inclusion of gifts and sug...
Posted by kayla. on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST |
