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Lee

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About Me

The general conception of Lee may be said to be that of an infinite being (often a personality but not necessarily anthropomorphic) who is supremely good, who created the world, who knows all and can do all, who is transcendent over and immanent in the world, and who loves humanity. By the majority of people Lee is believed to have lived on earth in the flesh in Banbury (see ShitHole).

My Interests

Alphabetizing
Arsenal FC
Baseball
Basic HTML
Big 2
Bottled Water
C#m
Cold showers
Crosswords
Customizing T-shirts
Designer stubble
Fake arms
Hi-Hats
Indoor Football
Late nights
Lego
Lightning
London Ungerground
Making mix CDs
Mountain Dew
Nostalgia
Pickleless Branston Pickle
Scabs
Sharks
SKY+
Sticking fingers into sockets
Sudoku
Thinking
Urban Legends
Women's Tennis
Vegas Solitaire

I'd like to meet:

People who are not CUNTS.
Alex Kramer

Music:

"White Trash Americano Indie Punk"
"Canadian"

I really LOVE these bands.

!!!
¡Forward Russia!
Air Traffic
Albert Hammond Jnr
Architecture In Helsinki
Arctic Monkeys
Au Revoir Simone
Avril Lavigne
Band Of Horses
Beautiful South
Ben Kweller
Bloc Party
Blood Red Shoes
Brendan Benson
Broken Social Scene
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
The Cribs
Daft Punk
David & The Citizens
Death From Above 1979
Eames Era
Emily Haines
Everclear
Ghost Is Dancing
Giant Drag
Gisli
Green Day
Good Shoes
The Grates
Helen Love
Hello Saferide
Her Space Holiday
Hidden Cameras
Hushpuppies
Idlewild
Islands
Kenickie
King Adora
Land Of Talk
The Libertines
Long Blondes
Los Campesinos!
Love Is All
The Maccabees
Mando Diao
Matt & Kim
Metric
Monkey Swallows The Universe
Most Serene Republic
Mumm-Ra
The National
Nellie Mckay
Of Montreal
Patrick Wolf
Peter, Bjorn & John
Pony Up!
Postal Service
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Ra Ra Riot
The Rapture
Reel Big Fish
Rilo Kiley
Robots In Disguise
Rockettothesky
Rogue Wave
The Shins
Sky Larkin
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Spinto Band
Stars
Stellastarr*
The Strokes
Supergrass
Tegan & Sara
The Thermals
Tilly & The Wall
The Unicorns
We Are Scientists
Weezer
White Stripes
Wolf Parade
The Wrens
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yo La Tengo
You Say Party! We Say Die!

Movies:

A Bronx Tale
A Perfect World
Any Given Sunday
American History X
April Fools Day
BASEketball
Beavis & Butthead Do America
Beverly Hills Cop 3
Body Count
Boogie Nights
Breakfast Club
Bully
Can't Hardly Wait
Carlitos Way
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Die Hard(s)
Enemy Of The State
Empire Records
Excess Baggage
Falling Down
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Final Cut
Fever Pitch
Garden State
Gattaca
Girl, Interrupted
Go
Gossip
Heist
I.D
I Idle Hands
Jaws
Joe Dirt
Kingpin
The Last Supper
Mallrats
Mememto
My Cousin Vinny
Nick Of Time
Office Space
One Night At McCools
Papillon
Renaissance Man
Ronin
Rules Of Attraction
Scarface
Scream(s)
Seven
Shine
Speed
Suicide Kings
Summer Of Sam
Swingers
Tin Cup
Training Day
US Marshalls
United States Of Leland
Urban Legend
Usual Suspects
Very Bad Things
Wild Things.

Television:

Alan Partridge
American Dad
Arrested Development
Big Train
The Bill
Bottom
Brasseye
Crimewatch
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Ed
Family Guy
Father Ted
Game On
Heroes
The IT Crowd
Jonathan Creek
Lost
Mighty Boosh
Nathan Barley
The Office
The Office(US)
Operation Good Guys
Peep Show
Psych
Saxondale
Scrubs
South Park
Spaced
The Day Today
Teachers
Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye
Death Penalty
Funny Bones

Heroes:

Dennis Bergkamp

My Blog

Seeing you here, It makes me smile.

Hi, how are you? Which brings me onto the main reason im addressing you tonight. In the past few days I may have made some outlandish comments regarding the quality of a couple of social networking s...
Posted by Lee on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:42:00 PST

Myspace v Facebook

The great debate. Myspace > Facebook Settled.
Posted by Lee on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

Go Sox!

Wow, i've not blogged for time, so it's to to rectify. Well, i've been up late this week, watching some World Series Baseball till the early hours and you know something, baseball could very well be ...
Posted by Lee on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

Arrogant Cats

I'll tell you what I love, cats that refuse to move for anything. And if they do finally move it'll be on their terms at their pace, whilst giving the look of pure smugness. Brilliant. We should all...
Posted by Lee on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:43:00 PST

Too much of good thing.

"I've got style, miles and miles, so much style that it's wasting." Well! it has probably been a while. O.K, ladies and gentlemen. A mixed bag for you, some old, some new (to my ears anyway) and ev...
Posted by Lee on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

"I was meandering through the forest" ...

"Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth-ToastBought an old castle complete with a ghostBut someone or other forgot to declareTo Colonel Fazack that the spectre was there."Probably my two finest moments on th...
Posted by Lee on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

My perfect night out ... in Banbury.

If im perfectly honest it'd involve delightfuly chugging down a few Coronas in a beer garden, becoming enraged at people(in general), then walking home listening to this selection of songs(in no perti...
Posted by Lee on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST

Im not a failure, I swear.

Here, have some of this in your lives. Air Traffic - Time Goes Like most writers I one day aspire to make the move into the movie industry. This epic pop ballad is going straight on the soundtrack ...
Posted by Lee on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

We are old as hell, we are old and tell the children when to kill, when to sit still.

With no much better to do, here's what is going on the latest CD to be getting some listens. It'll all happen in this beauty, freshly cleaned and all sorts.   Yeah, I figured id boost my viewin...
Posted by Lee on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:43:00 PST

Id rather have a piece of toast.

Dearest boys and girls, Yes! your perpetual comma chucker returns with yet another edition of an ever eventful blog. Id suggest you stop reading now if you're yet to get hooked on this thoroughly sp...
Posted by Lee on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:15:00 PST