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Joel

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

About Me

This Is my SPECIAL room mate
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PLUMMER OWES ME A BEER FOR KNOCKING IT OVER WHILE WALKING UP THE STEPS OF BANG!
I got a mention on the UoB rugby club site!
www.ballaratuni.rugbynet.com.au/default.asp?id=93450
My Names Joel, I Live in Melbourne, and I'm a Barista at starbucks in Malvern.
I've Moved around lots over the past few years but now settled. I'm now playing rugby for the Quins, and it's awesome... I used to live in Ocean Grove for about 15 years, then moved around abit becasue of rubgy oppertunities!
I love music. I played rugby for Ballarat Uni this year, we were minor premiers of the senior country ladder.
ThE LaSt SuNrISe

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~Rugby Info~
Clubs and positinsn (in order):
-Geelong rams, Prop, flanker, no.8.
-Wyndham City Rhinos, no.8, lock.
-Vic state under 16's, no.8.
-Ballarat University, Inside/outside centre.
-St pat's, no.8, flyhalf.
-Vic state Chairmans under 19's(capt), no.8.
-Quins Colts and Seconds, Centre, Flanker, Wing.
If you played rugby and I was your coach, what position would I put you at?
Number 8
You are the most important member of the pack of forwards.You have the responsibility of keeping things tight at the back of the scrum.One slip and you could lose posession.However, you are also reasonably fit and must be relied on to make bracing runs up the field.
Joe Vs Jonah

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My Interests

Poker "Texas Hold'Em & Five Card Draw"
My girl
rugby union
Music
Drinking...
Most sports.
Playing volleyball... Athletics.
Seeing family, and going back to mums hell awsome cooking whenever I get the chance...
Pubs!
Playing rugby on the same field as my Maluatu!
Saying "classic"

"The feeling of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

I'd like to meet:

Criss Angel, Ben Kowalewicz, jenna jameson, Ballarat uni rugby club out at a pub!

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Music:

~Metalcore~
~Screamo~
~Psycodelic/acid Trance~
~Emocore~
~General Metal~
~Hardcore~
~Emo~
~Goth~
~Post-hardcore~
~Industrial + Electronic~
~EBM / Aggrotech~

HIM
Dear Whoever
Cradle Of Filth
Killswitch Engaged
Anberlin
Hawthorne Heights
Alesana
Amber Pacific
Bayside
30 Seconds To Mars
Finch
Atreyu
Motley Crue
Breaking Benjamin
Story of the year
Rob Zombie
Funeral For a Friend
New Found Glory
from autumn to ashes
Avenged Sevenfold
Halifax
Senses fail
Taking back sunday
Eighteen visions
Mudvayne
Billy Talent
Stutterfly
I Killed The Prom Queen
Bullet For My Valentine
My American Heart
Poisen The Well
From First To Last
Rise Against!
Shai Hulud
Thursday
Aiden
System of a down
Thrice
Parkway drive
My chemical romance
Spitalfield
A static lullaby
Across five aprils
Silversein
The used
Carpathian
Infected mushroom
Underoath
Disturbed
Razed in black
Psyclon nine
Suicide Commando
Bleeding Through

Movies:

BEERFEST! Jet lee movies, The once apon a time in china's, Memois of a geisha, The underworld movies, The Blade movies, Boondock saints, stickmen, Anchorman, anything horror and gore! Freddy and Jason movies and Saw 1 an 2. House of a 1000 corpses and the sequel The devals rejects!!! The Murderball (wheelchair rugby) documentry. CkY and haggard!
V for vendetta.

Television:

Nip/tuck, Iron chef, Complete Savages, family guy, supernatual.

2006 Super 14 Playoffs Video

Books:

5 deeds of fisting!

Jock


100%

Punk


80%

Hot


53%

Stoner


53%

Prep


40%

Emo Kid


33%

Geek/Nerd


33%

Goth


33%

"Ghetto"


20%

Loner


7%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Heroes:

Schalk Burger and Brian Lima. Maluatu Avene cause he does the asian 5... Pip cause she puts up withs up with me, and my constant hornyess when she could have anyone... fucken model! I dont deserve u. Nelv is a crazy gangster and a brother from another mother!

Barry Murphy is the bomb!