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About Me

Currently nesting in the sleepy town of Nunhead, a hidden pocket of London, in which British neighbourhood values remain amazingly intact. For example, resident squirrels have been known to dig up rocks of crack from between the petunias in local drug baron gardens and deliver them to pensioners to suppliment their income.I am mostly to be found, with my pin-head and flapping mouth, liberating pickles from jars with my cripple fishing rod arm and shuffling down to the local cockle shop to pick up a bag of joy.

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My Blog

Voodoo at the Castle

The next time you find yourself at a bus stop in Kennington, or on a double-decker to Elephant and Castle, stop and take a look up at the sign. Tied to almost every post in this glorious stretch of t...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:57:00 GMT

Letter to Southwark Council

20 October 2006 Road and Pavement MaintenanceEnvironment and Leisure Dept.Walworth Town Hall 151 Walworth Road London SE17 1RY Dear Sir or Madam, Re: The Door That Goes Ping For the past three weeks,...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:09:00 GMT

The politically correct phrase of the day is ...

The latest ingenious concoction from the camp of PC terminology comes as the phrase "brain storm" is branded offensive to epileptics. They now advise us to slip the expression "thought show...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:47:00 GMT