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Boobookittyfuck$tella & WFPKtr3e$TONER

"Life's too short to not be Irie Eyes" and PS... my name is from great movies so thats why i gotta r

About Me

I am Bernie

My Interests

surfing, snowboarding, skateboarding and attempting to do tricks and eating shit, irie eyes, laughing, being lowkd and attempting to be a comedian, playing the guitar on those oh so lonely nights (ben harper stuff alot... you know what that leads to, bown-chicka-bow-wow; jk you lil lesters). smokin' a drag of a fag. smokin' a blee with a gee. singing with bands and getting stage fright. screenwriting yet i'm not a filmaker, yet i write down synopsis'/ treatments/ dialogue like i was as cool as kevin smith or quentin tarinto. chah... i wish. clothes. wearing clothes. making clothes. lvoing kr3w clothes. being naked before putting on clothes. taking off clothes (eewww, you ricos you). cutting hair, coloring hair. make-up. i'm a girl so what's wrong with decorating your face in an artsy manner. graffiti art. hating life. loving life. curious about life. paranoia. body dismorphic disorder. surfing early mornings or late afternoons alone to meditate & contemplate on life. painting rooms. drawing. painting. poems. listening to good music. finding new artists. discovering new bands & listen to some old ones. learning. experiences. debates. arguments. questions with no answers. answers from no questions. lovelife. hateconfomity. driving around & feeding the homeless. watching oprah. thinking pookybooty. drinking (which happens once a year) & turning red w/out benadryl. calculus; math pretty much. writing thoughts. god. satan. mother nature. sand. salt water. red tide. snow. gravel and concrete. music. concerts. learning about new religions & discovering new experiences. talking blahblahblah about blahblah, writing philosophical thoughts that i experience daily in my zen book... not diary nor journal, my zen book. funtimes backyard boxing. screenwriting. show idea creating. creative thinking. being a tomboy at times. being girlie & wearing dresses sippin' on wine when going out to hwood which is rare but spontaneous. hanging out with pooky booty and annoying the fuck out of him with my ignorant self-loathing... shit it just happens man. i can't help it. dancing, eating and sleeping then waking up and eating more and going right back to sleep, buming (aka being a lazyass), walkin nakedly around alone in my house and jammin out to some 80's tunes & mixing it up sometimes w/ jiggy tunes too.. gotta love the freestylin' and aaliyah/ciara type choreography, being nocturnal and living a vampire's life thanks to my bester other stoner (aka fat), talking lots of hippie philosophical blah while lowkd and annoying my friends but whatever, bonding with my favorite pals: Lowky Oneightiz Krew, the active house (you know what house that is... if you don't know you should know), Irie Crew, and the girls (i.e. makay, erica & whitney, steph, brown, lovelove, farley, jules, spanky, kat, mari, ginger, nancypancy, melirie, etc.), melirie: i miss my heterosexual lifemate... where you at girl?!? i have no taptap on the shoulder anymore, WFPK Bitches!!! love meeting new people & seeing new faces, and oh yeh... killing people; want to be my next victim???

I'd like to meet:

Oprah! David Bowie & Iman! Dahli Lama! but also: I'd like to meet anyone and everyone... I'm shy with people I respect and at the same time loud once you pop my imaginary anti-social bubble... but forewarning you all... I'm a smartass... so deal with it... are you a jokester??? Anyone that wants to meet me... that's also who i'd like to meet cuz if they want to meet than i'd like to meet, so let's meet???

Music:

in no particular order: slayer, velvet underground, sublime, bob marley, ben harper, jack johnson, bad religion, social distortion, tiger army, patti smith, naked aggression, black flag, dixie chicks, kenny chesney, norah jones, the clash, the ramones, nirvana, as i lay dying, misfits, exploited, deftones, iron maiden, bright eyes, tenacious d, tom petty, dead kennedys, HIM, steely dan, anything reggae, johnny t, living legends, blackilicious, NERD, pink floyd, the murder city devils, nick drake, donovan, xiu xiui, camera obscura, mates of state, led zepplin, a tribe called quest, people under the staircase, johnny cash, bob seager, bob dylan, X, frank sinatra, joanna newsom, mason jennings, kiss, acdc, deftones, shins, de la soul, jay-z, radiohead, pulp, mount sims, violent femmes, casualties, janet jackson, billy idol, blondie, jim morrison, van morrison, minor threat, a global threat, postal service, rilo kiley, david bowie, morrisey, biggie, eric clapton, bob dylan, common, mos def, apathy, Ugly casanova, Belle and Sebastian, elliott smith, peggy honeywell, iron & wine, heatmiser, the decemberists, the ditty bops, moldy peaches, kimya dawson, kissing tigers, mars volta, rogue wave, devendra banhart, sparklehorse, cocorosie, iron and wine, betty page, joan jett, gang starr, jimmy buffet, pharcyde, subhumans, madonna, the roots, gwen stefani, 50 cent (g-unit. word.), no doubt, total chaos, black sabbath, queens, elvis presley, dave matthews band, lauryn hill, patti smith, the cure, the elected, sam hain, TI, pixies, killers, the addicts, fiona apple, kate earl, zeroseven, local bands, upcoming bands, garage bands, aspiring musicians with an art and passion for music, 70's/80's everything, anything with a good beat

Movies:

everything quentin tarentino & robert rodriguez, all the kevin smith (ie: every one of them that's all i gotta write), adam sandler (ie: happy gilmore, billy madison, the wedding singer), and friday, all the lord of the rings, seven, goonies, detroit rock city, dazed and confused, reservoir dogs, napoleon dynamite, cant buy me love, grease 1&2, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, star wars, requiem for a dream, donny darko, rules of attraction, a scanner darkly, the science of sleep, too many to type

Television:

the oprah winfrey show, simpsons, family guy, fuel tv, seinfeld, venture brothers, minoriteam, pretty adult swim, mindfreak (criss angel is a wierdo), that 70's show anything funny or interesting or un-mtv

Books:

catcher in the rye, angels & demons, da vinci code, a million little pieces, my friend leonard, my calculus & physics books because i'm a fuckin' dork that reads school books on my free time, a cat's cradle, the sinner, 1984, the alchemist, ethics to the new millenium by dahli lama, religions worldwide, girlfriends(it's girlie so what), motivational books because I'm a hippie like that... kinda... anything really informative is interesting to read

Heroes:

OT & RR... what more to say?!?! oprah winfrey (she is a strong woman and i admire that and plus shes just the greatest woman alive), kevin smith (friendly/down-to-earth and talented as f*ck... does that even make sense?! i'm an idiot), david bowie for being david bowie duh!!!!, angelina jolie because she is a humanitarian which is something i would like to be one day (plus who wouldn't idolize a beautiful, intelligent, charismatic, and giving human being), dave chappelle (he seems very down-to-earth although i don't know him personally... another "i wish"), lauryn hill for being such a strong/powerful/& poetic voice in this world, bob marley for his love for life & beautiful music, bob barker (i always wanted to be on the price is right)... ginger for being my truest friend. i love you no matter what. even if 5 years goes by without seeing eachother, i know that we will still meet up again in life. me and you are meant to be friends. melirie for being so fuckin' pretty and being my heterosexual lifemate. i know that you and i will also meet up again in like a few years once i get my head and life all straight. we will spend weeks again together, having sleepovers, surfing, irie eyes while hotboxing my bathroom and eating all the grub we could find in the fridge, laughing and taking hits, while kris is the hero from hawaii. i love you and know that are friendship is much stronger than the distance that has grown. i am so lame, but you know i get all philosophical when im irie. i knew right from the getgo that you and i were going to be like sisters. us always being all twinzies and shit w/out purposely dressing alike. i guess its that heterosexual lifemate sense we got goin. plus we got the ill steez. hahahah. allan for being my best friend after one day of meeting and helping him find reality in the meaning of life... and for holding my hand everytime i fuckin' almost ate shit at the high, erica for laughing with me when i need to chuckle, steph for getting stuck in brokedown cars w/ me, gabe and erick for never punching me for everytime i say i'm wierd, steve for having no eyebrows, rudy for not thinking i'm wierd after reading my random poem, alex for being him the good guy he is, swazie for always killing people, juliewitdabooty for letting me talk shit to her everyday and still loving me for being a bitchass, madsteez for inspiring me to persue bigger dreams in life & have the confidence to become an entrepreneur, and pookie-honey-baby-sweety-bear (jk yeh right that's a lame nickname) for being as big of a dorkass as me and never getting too mad that i always run on bernie time. all the people i've seen, passed by, met, will see, will pass by, and will meet for making life worth living. me for being so wierd. hah. that was a joke.

My Blog

you know what's annoying?!?!!!

fuckin' stuck up/inconsiderate/disrespecting/dumbass people... if you read my blogs you must think "damn this girl is full of rage or hatred"... no. it's more the opposite... i love the world i l...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST

the battle with happiness while living w/ bdd

happiness is so hard to grasp... it's like your happy one minute and the next you start to contemplate in life and wonder, "why am i going no where??? why do i struggle??? why do i have such bad karma...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

life... what are we really here for???

i have a hard time explaining to people my beliefs... it's hard to actually say what i believe in because of the fact that i'm open-minded to all beliefs and everyone has their own opinion and outtake...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

what it means to be a hiprocrit...

it's funny how the world is sometimes... one minute someone says one thing; the next they say something completely opposite. something hiprocritical. it's funny how people have too much pride sometime...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST

i need to vent...

so last night i had to perform at my church ceremony... thing was was that my parents didn't prepare my outfit and i looked like a total idiot... everyone was dressed in traditional clothes while i wa...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:15:00 PST

what is life?!?

life is defined in so many ways that there would never be an end to this blog so i will begin a few beliefs of mine... and when i feel like talking about life again... then i'll make another annoyling...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:27:00 PST

cockfest last night... where are the fuckin' down bitches???

so last night there was a shindig at a homie's house... it was someone's birthday and there were mad people there. problem??? yes. there were about a million guys and fuckin' only 3 girls... it's so a...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:47:00 PST

love-activist... few & far in between

it's funny to me how people think that they are all about love and really don't even understand the true meaning of it... i could truthfully say i don't hate anyone in the world because hate is such a...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST

innovative & creative personality...

so someone once told me that i had a creative and innovative personality... someone that i admired and respected very much because of their success in life... i don't know them too well. really. but i...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST

positive and negative energy...

so it's true... when things go bad, you are in a bad mood... when things go good, nothing stops you from thinking the impossible. that is why it does make sense that being either pessimistic or optimi...
Posted by boobookittyfuck on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST