I'm a centuries old horror show host who's looking to get his ugly mug on the tube! But luckily I have loads of sexy ghouls to make it more palatable! I'm the Hugh Hefner of the HU-miliated! I've produced a wild and wacky hour-long pilot and we're comin' to a "big scream TV" near you soon! I've got lots of beautiful fiends who make my after-life worth living. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those boring Un-Dead types...In fact, I like to consider myself a member of the "Un-Living!" The lifeforce challenged, if you will. People say I have the body of Brad Pitt. IN MY GARAGE! But I "die-gress." I can't wait for you to meet all my good fiends...Pierre LeFreak, Zomb-E, Prostitutia, Bone Crawford, Elizadeath Taylor, Ghoulia Roberts, Moldy Hawn, Reese Witherspook, Halle Scary and more!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Cool ghouls who like watching bad old horror movies.
