I'd like to meet:
Snap, Crackel, but not Pop, NASA, Jebus, the Woozle who's name is peanut, smurfette, Walt Disney (RIP), Tom Selleck, Farmer Francis, the Kama Sutra, and many members of the adult film industry
Music:
anything rock, and newer country
Movies:
Out Cold, and Spinal Tap
Television:
The Twilight Zone, South Park, and Family Guy
Books:
Anything by H.G. Wells
Heroes:
Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chris Cornell, Dallas Smith, Steve Jones, the founding fathers, and most definately not Gavin.