I'm Mike. One day I plan on making life-changing differences for the citizens of America by either creating a taco at Taco Bell or rewriting Lord Of The Rings and making "the ring" a condom instead. I'm on probation for a totally non-violent crime and I hate Call Of Duty 4. Not because it's a dumb game, it's actually fucking amazing...I just suck cow dick at it. My goal in life is to one day conquer Anarctica and to train all penguins residing to be gay becasue that would be funny and then they would cease to exist because let's face it, penguins are the special-ed animals. After years of high school I have found out a few things; All emo/punk kids listen to rap in their spare time. Pokemon card collectors still exist and I am really good at singing when nobody is around. My future plans include writing children's pornography books (For children, not of children), Taking over the world (after Anarctica) and robbing a bank because I think that would be kind of cool.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky
"Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite, but everyone listened to Zeus."
