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Dear Loyal Readers,Abbey Roads Entertainment and Discount Pharmaceuticals in partnership with Bofa Records proudly present the Christmas album of the year, "Snowed In For The Holidays With Corg Ballard." Mr. Ballard, Mr. Stew along with The Stewed Prune Orchestra and The Stewed Prune Poon- Tunesters have pumped out a soon to be Holiday classic. These two yahoos have mastered the art of Christmas story telling by reproducing some of the most beloved Christmas standards and shootin' out a most memorable tale regarding Mr. Stew's very own "Christmas Wish".Corg's brand of "off-color" humor mixed with Biff's keenly familiar and predictable renditions of these magical holiday favorites makes for an unexpected and unmistakable recording. "The kids would love it, if they were allowed to listen," states Ballard. "Ah, what the fuck. Let 'em listen. It's Christmas for Chrissakes," he added.Nearly a posthumous release following an accidental partial penectomy resulting from an accident with one of the Pune Tunesters and a starter pistol, this album is clearly one of Mr. Ballard's highest achievements. With side-kick Biff Stew by his side, Mr. Ballard shot back to enjoy the praise "Snowed In..." received, which apparently he most certainly deserves. My God this truly is one big glorious piece of work and after listening to only the first two tracks, this writer had the uncontrollable urge to wipe...away tears of glad tidings and joy?

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Member Since: 23/04/2006
Band Members: Mr. Corg E. Ballard and Mr. Biff M. Stew
Influences: Alcohol and community service
Sounds Like: Here are some of the praise and feedback "Snowed In..." has received:1. "A stunning masterpiece.": Darryl, cashier at the AM/PM; 2. "Mommy, is Santa a gay?": Shelia Swampmoose, age 8; 3. "Snowed Up" is great. It's like Jesus died just so that this album could be made.": Fish-stick, a reknown fisheries biologist; 4. "Mr. Stew is a tortured soul.": Norma Stew, Biff's mother; 5. "I can't get Corg's voice out of my head": Linda Greenslit, Hearing Impaired; 6. "Gee I'd like to &*%$ Corg": Bruce Jooseman; 7. "Thanks, my kids will never be the same.": Reverend Jeff; 8. "Goddamn." Georgie, Reverend Jeff's nephew; 9. "Corg's hair is so lovely I hardly notice the music." Pam Meathebouche; 10. "If I was trapped on an island and I could only have this album to listen to...forever... I'd listen to it until I died.": Lenny Fisher, singer, song-stylist.With the success of "Snowed In..." and Abby Roads new erectile dysfunction drug, Corg Ballard is at the top of his game and knee deep in boner medicine. Stay tuned folks because Corg is hard at work producing his new album titled, "Chord On Blue" which will send him back to his musical roots. Well "Ballardeers", keep an eye out because you just never know when Corg might show up shit drunk up at your local watering hole. Buy him a drink and you might very well get lucky.Finger In Your Can!
Record Label: Bofa Records
Type of Label: Major

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