Member Since: 23/04/2006
Band Members: Mr. Corg E. Ballard and
Mr. Biff M. Stew
Influences: Alcohol and community service
Sounds Like: Here are some of the praise and feedback "Snowed In..." has received:1. "A stunning masterpiece.": Darryl, cashier at the AM/PM;
2. "Mommy, is Santa a gay?": Shelia Swampmoose, age 8;
3. "Snowed Up" is great. It's like Jesus died just so that this album could be made.": Fish-stick, a reknown fisheries biologist;
4. "Mr. Stew is a tortured soul.": Norma Stew, Biff's mother;
5. "I can't get Corg's voice out of my head": Linda Greenslit, Hearing Impaired;
6. "Gee I'd like to &*%$ Corg": Bruce Jooseman;
7. "Thanks, my kids will never be the same.": Reverend Jeff;
8. "Goddamn." Georgie, Reverend Jeff's nephew;
9. "Corg's hair is so lovely I hardly notice the music." Pam Meathebouche;
10. "If I was trapped on an island and I could only have this album to listen to...forever... I'd listen to it until I died.": Lenny Fisher, singer, song-stylist.With the success of "Snowed In..." and Abby Roads new erectile dysfunction drug, Corg Ballard is at the top of his game and knee deep in boner medicine. Stay tuned folks because Corg is hard at work producing his new album titled, "Chord On Blue" which will send him back to his musical roots. Well "Ballardeers", keep an eye out because you just never know when Corg might show up shit drunk up at your local watering hole. Buy him a drink and you might very well get lucky.Finger In Your Can!
Record Label: Bofa Records
Type of Label: Major