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Laura

I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!

About Me

I hate people who think they are "dark and mysterious." You know, the Angelina Jolie and David Bowie wannabes that crave attention from people who "could never possibly understand them." ..... Look - we all eat, shit, and sleep pretty much on the same schedule. Trust me, your existence is NOT ALL THAT mysterious to me. So relaxe yourself please.

My Interests

food, booze, fine lookin men, art, music, friends, family, and my stinky poop butt monkey Boston Terrier, "Maxine."

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Coldplay, Muse, Van Morrison, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, Greenday, Weezer, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, RADIOHEAD, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Modest Mouse, the Killlers, the Strokes, Tom Petty, Jeff Buckley, Beck, Jamie Cullum, The Shins, Billy Joel, Jane's Addiction, David Gray, Ben Harper, the Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, DMB, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Otis Redding, Eric Clapton, the "Chill" channel on Sirius...

Movies:

Goonies, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Hook, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dazed and Confused, The Usual Suspects, FIGHT CLUB!! (well any B.P movie will do) Swingers, Sideways, Napolean Dynomite, 40 yr Old Virgin...

Television:

Family Guy!!! Sienfeld, Simpsons, South Park, Cheers, All in the Family...and im a sucker for any reality show on MTV

Books:

i should probably start reading more...

Heroes:

Granny Hanshe, of course... RIP 08.17.2006, I love you