Eurovision 2008!!!!!!! |
Well, Eurovision is over, and of all people, the RUSSIANS won. With this garbage, no less. This is truly a disgace to the rest of Europe, and a slap in the face to those of us whose brave ancestors wh...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 19:39:00 GMT |
Giant river rats invade New Jersey!! |
That's right- Nutria have been spotted in New Jersey. Salem county, specifically. I know what you're thinking, and believe me, I am so sorry. Some dastardly nutria must have laid its egg sac in m...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:29:00 GMT |
My Destiny Fulfilled! |
I'm writing to you today to tell you of the greatest event in human history. It hasn't happened yet, but it will transpire on July 24th, 2007. On that day, as foretold by the Sibylline books, a...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
Majorly Important EuroVision Update! |
We have a winner: androgynous Serbian nerd Marija Serifovic won with the poweriest of power ballads. I would like to say this will rocket her to international superstardom, but that only ha...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
THIS is what my grandfather fought the Soviets for? |
As we all know, the Eurovision Song Contest is the most important cultural event of any given year. It never fails to disappoint in the areas of bad costuming, ridiculous Europop and poor use of the E...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 21:35:00 GMT |
there was a deer and she drank alot of beer... |
At the moment, I am in Nebraska, enjoying the last leg of the last roadtrip I will travel as a member of Sun 6. Tomorrow means Denver and Denver means the 4G's with a certain firefighting siren. ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:51:00 GMT |
I don't think you're ready for this jelly. |
Fact: It takes me 2 minutes to eat 1 lb. 2 oz. of grape jelly. This lead me to a stunning victory over Chip Johnson in a jelly eating contest for the title of Alpha Male of Shuffle Sun 6.
Additional ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:51:00 GMT |
I just love your....brain. |
The other day, my teamates and I are driving in the van, most probably to 7-11 for free chili and cheese, when we hear a truly absurd song. It sounds like a Euroclash trainwreck (and if you don't reme...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:52:00 GMT |
When they give you leave, you gotta leave |
So, so, so by this time tomorrow night, I'll be back in New Jersey. I can hardly believe I've been away so long. On the one hand, it went by extremely fast. On the other hand, I feel like I was born i...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:41:00 GMT |
Don't get lost in heaven |
I'm going to Pike's Peak for my next Ameriproject. 5 weeks of tent living, no electricity, no phone, no toilet, with my fearless leader Chip Johnson and Mr. C. Cohen, et al. It promises to be the best...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:30:00 GMT |
