Nothing is true; everything is permitted. |
No longer just a neat (and probably mythical) tagline of the Order of Assassins, this statement has been impregnated with a stark reality in recent years. I’ll get to that in a second.
Fi...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:56:00 GMT |
Observations from a hotel room |
I had an epiphany while at Outback Steakhouse last night. Granted, most epiphanies originate there, so this should come as no surprise, but it struck me as profound. You see, gentle reader...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:50:00 GMT |
Another one bites the dust. |
It should be obvious to anyone that's read more than 2 of my rants in a row that I find great humor in the extraordinary lengths that people will go to get their rocks off. One such case that im...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
I blew a funny fuse. |
It's recently been explained to me by someone in the know that carnies can swallow swords because they've killed their gag reflex through over-stimulation. In training for this occupation, you b...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:15:00 GMT |
Ugly is the new sexy. |
It's really not (but easliy could be), but now that's outta the way, let's talk about why ugly people are so damned cool.
I got to thinking about how most of the horror movies I really like almost exc...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
So when did you become a cannibal? |
One of the oldest taboos around is cannibalism, and for good reason. It's vile stuff. But where do you cross the line from chewing your fingernails or biting your lip to becoming a full-fl...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
Johnny 2.0 |
That's right; your old pal Johnny has once again taken it upon himself to lead the way in human evolution. Through years of intense meditation, laborous study and rigorous self-control, I've per...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 16:51:00 GMT |
And to prove that I'm still alive.... |
If I hear that shrill "HELLOOOOO!" from that fucking free smileys banner ad one more time, my forehead is going right through this damn monitor. It has raped my soul.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:54:00 GMT |
Mr. Dog strikes back! |
So I read this article the other day that seemed to be the absolute pinnacle of embarassment. Sure, there were much darker tones present, but the story's shame resonated louder than anything to ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:04:00 GMT |
A Time Travel Paradox |
I felt it was time for a little more pseudoscientific psychobabble, so I shat this out. Bon appetit!
It's been pointed out by Stephen Hawking (among others) that the absence of "time tour...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
