What I Learned From Disney - Part 1 |
What I Learned From Disney - Part 1: The Little Mermaid
I remember when I was little how much I LOVED Disney's "The Little Mermaid". Arial, Sebastian, Flounder.... Who wouldn't love such wonderful cha...
Posted by Kizziah on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST |
Reasons why its better to be a man |
Reasons why it's better to be a man
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You don't care if someone notices your new...
Posted by Kizziah on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:49:00 PST |
Things to do when bored! |
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.Page yourself over an intercom. Don't disguise your voice.Insist that your email...
Posted by Kizziah on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST |
How to survive EXAMS! |
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the e...
Posted by Kizziah on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST |
How to be the WORST date ever! |
1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tab...
Posted by Kizziah on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST |
Top 10 Stupid Things to do on Myspace |
ONE W.A.K.E.U.P. there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,00...
Posted by Kizziah on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST |
Australian Etiquette |
Although this is not my handy work, it doesn't stop it from being true...
IN GENERAL
1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at th...
Posted by Kizziah on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST |
25 Ways to Pick Up Chicks!!! |
>1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.>2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she gr...
Posted by Kizziah on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST |
