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About Me

i live in the american gardens buliding on west 81st street on the 11th floor. my name is patrick bateman. im 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself with a balanced diet and a rigourous exercise routine. in the morning if my face is a little puffy, i'll put on an ice-pac while doing my stomach crunches. i can do a thousand now. after i remove the ice-pac, i use a deep pore lotion cleanser. in the shower, i use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. then i apply an herb mint facial masque, which i leave on for ten minutes while i prepare the rest of my routine. i always use an after shave with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. there is an idea of a patrick bateman. some kind of abstaction, but there is no real me. only an entity-- something illusory. and though i can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense that our lifestyles are probably comparable, i simply am not there. i have all the characteristics of a human being-- flesh, blood, skin, hair-- but not a single clear identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. somthing horrible is happening inside of me, and i dont know why. my nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days. i feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. i think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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I'd like to meet:

Ed Gein, serial killer, wisconsin, in the 50's. Do u know what Ed Gein said about women? "When i see a pretty girl walking down the street, i think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick."

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