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About Me

I'm a ridiculously talented cartoonist, writer, and semi-professional filmmaker who uses none of that talent while working at a grocery store.

My Blog

My plan to save the economy.

I think I've just figured out a brilliant way to jump-start our flagging economy.Every city in America should have a job fair, but no actual jobs will be offered.  The job fair will charge just enough...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 23:41:00 GMT

A Good Opportunity, Part 2

The normally one hour drive to Detroit turned into four hours of construction, potholes, missed connections and wrong directions.  A complete disaster, but I still made it there with nine minutes t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT

A Good Opportunity

I've mentioned before that I have a bit of an obsession with Flight of the Conchords.  I've blogged about how it all started, here and here, and followed that up with a video we made of our trip ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Double chin.

I should have been warned about the side effects of poster frames.  For the last couple of months, I've been catching glances of myself in the reflection of the giant posters I have on either side of ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:11:00 GMT

Sheryl Crow hates me.

What did I ever do to Sheryl Crow?Oh, that's right.  I used one of her songs, "Always on My Side", in my award-winning* animated cartoon "Imaginary Friend".  And after almost two years on Yo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:02:00 GMT

The making of "Me & My Evil Twin: Debate"

The making of "Me & My Evil Twin: Debate"My new "Evil Twin" video is coming soon, but it came very close to not being made at all.  I've never had so much trouble putting a video together bef...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:27:00 GMT

For those of you that missed the VP debate last night...

Here's my summary of how it went:Joe Biden: Here are the facts...Sarah Palin: Gosh darn, I sure am folksy!I just saved you 90 minutes!
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:19:00 GMT

My Magic 8-Ball

I am now the proud owner of a Magic 8-Ball.You don't understand what this means to me.  I have wanted a Magic 8-Ball nearly ALL of my life.  Words cannot accurately describe the joy I felt a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:59:00 GMT

The secret word is "fungible"

Yeah, I'm going on about Sarah Palin again.  (She's the gift that keeps on giving!)  Here's a quote from a recent town hall meeting in Grand Rapids, MI.  If you can figure out what she'...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:35:00 GMT

Just in case my Sarah Palin hate didn’t come across enough before...

I've heard this a couple of times at work and I'm putting a stop to it right now.  Sarah Palin is not a MILF.  She's not even a GILF.  She looks like a bitchy librarian.  I guess i...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:35:00 GMT