Will you be my friend? :D Hi, I'm Luz. :) Boo.
I'm an emotionally-unstable female monster.
C:<
I come from a distant planet where I was the supreme ruler.
I had it all, I lived in luxury and I could control anybody and everybody. And it was great. This is what your God must feel like!
But my disapproving subjects created an alliance against yours truly... and those disloyal bastards overthrew my rule, simply because they thought I made them risk their lives for the most trivial of things. That, and everything outside the castle walls was in such a disgustingly ridiculous& DILAPIDATED condition. Oh well, their fault they weren't born into royalty.
Fearing that I'd be killed in the revolt, my Creators sent me in a paper airplane to the planet earth. I was only 700 years old. :(
The trip here was fun, those asteroid taverns are CRAZY!! and the nightlife?! whew~ but once I hit your atmosphere, my paper airplane went up in flames and I COULD have died, had I not landed into a earth stork's luggage.
Apparently, it was on its way to a city called San Diego, to deliver a hispanic baby girl who would have probably grown up to be a whore like the rest of her kind.
Thankfully, I landed with enough force to squish the baby flat, killing her instantly.
The Earth stork didn't notice until he had entered Mercy Hospital, ready to give the baby up. He was flustered, probably because he'd never seen a girl as beautiful as me-- he mostly worked with crying, red, little brats. And he prolly only got paid minimum wage.
I heard him mutter, "ogodheesgunafyrme," which I can only guess meant "Wow. She's perfect!" in bird-speak. He was shy, though, and so he hit me; his loss.
Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a young couple's arms and looking up at their smiling faces.
That was the least of my worries, though. Why, I'd reverted back to my infant form! I hadn't been a baby for 600-something years, how was I expected to survive on this stupid planet? The next 18 slow years were spent with the earthlings from the hospital. Still, I couldn't do anything about my home planet, and soon, I began to forget all about it.
Stupid stork.
although i'm known to be a bit of a slacker, i hope to someday build my planet back up using your shitty human objects. I might hire The Prince for this, for I am good friends with the King of All Cosmos.
((i, however, am the queen of all cosmos AND alternate realities. SNAPS))
eff it, at least i'm legal nao~ ;DDD
*smile*
++BG BY LUZ KTHX
i just graduated high school, but i'm not exactly rich enough to afford even community college. :(
i definitely want to do stuff on my own. i'm not dyiiing to go out and get a degree and become a uberimportant scientist who cures every std out there for a living, and so for now, i'm just gonna be looking for cutesy, easy-peasy jobs bwuuurhurhur
and i talk too much about myself. x3
kajsgjhagsdgasd I WILL EAT YOOOOU! ♥
go read the other stuff i have up. :B