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JOEYSTAR

Nothing a bullet to the head wouldn't put right.

About Me


Resisting the urge to be a twat since 1987.
I guess I’m just another one of the far too many angry people in the world, hiding behind a façade of cynical and pseudo-enigmatism. But this is just how some seem to come across on here. Unfortunately, in person I’m just hostile, so I’m told (stop using my fucking cooking utensils & clean up after yourself fuck-wits). I freely voice my anger and frustration, but that’s only half of the story; there’s a whole lot of joyousness going on here too… I like to think I’m pretty sound-minded, wholly reasonable, smart enough to get me by, though I know nothing of current events and I never have a clue what my History-Georgraphy-Politically savvy friends are chatting about. I know art, and design. I look at the world from a different perspective to them. It’s refreshing, both ways. Art is great, I love it… design, even better. I am very concerned with visual aspects of the world, and as a human I enjoy responding visually. I don’t necessarily mean me; how I dress, and look, or anyone else particularly, just the things around me: billboards, magazines, architecture, film... However, I’m a very critical person, and none more so than of myself. Still, I don’t believe in taking yourself too seriously. Life is to be lived, and enjoyed. Have fun! Don’t try too hard... Who are you trying to impress? I am honest, brutally so infact! In fact I am often censured for my bluntness and brutal honesty. But when I say something, you know I mean it. I’ve always been frustrated by falsity in people, dishing out compliments, yearning for attention. For acceptance maybe? I don’t care to be popular and believe the 'popular' are only popular amongst themselves. Contrary to popular belief, I am approachable, despite how hostile I come across; I'm just discerning when it comes to friends; I'd rather have a few good ones than many superficials. I appreciate the small things in life. The subtle details, reading between the lines… Time spent on others, thoughtfulness and consideration: hand-written letters, 4am text messages, post-it notes left on my door. I don’t wear make-up every day I can apply it in a minute when I do. It distresses me that so many people feel they have to overcompensate with how they look will never make up for… whatever. I will go to no lengths to impress anyone. I’m pretty happy being me, and I wouldn’t change it for the world; I value my integrity. And I would definitely rather be pale than take my chances with skin cancer! There are things I feel strongly about, such as littering is a crime; we have a responsibility to look after the environment. But a lot of the time I’m indifferent. There’s so much going on in the world, you can’t do or know everything. You can’t listen to every band. Have respect, especially for those who show it to you. Use spelling, punctuation and grammar. I always type well do, so do the same for me. People who cannot type are simply lazy; make an effort for once. I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t smoke, because smoking is dirty as fuck. Stop doing it you little shits. Get a hobby.
I don’t usually add people, randomly, but if you think you’re like-minded, or want to express a profound opinion or thought send me a bloody message and tell me who are you and what you're about. That would be nice. I just don't want n randoms. There’s no need; it doesn’t serve a purpose. I don’t want to be just another statistic and I don’t need any of my own.

My Interests

ABOUT: 1” pin badges, acting my shoe size, adventures, arguing the toss, art, baby wipes save lives, bargains, bbc drama productions, becoming totally inebriated, being passionate, blowing bubbles, britpop, brushing my teeth, brutal honesty, camping, charity shops, chavporn, the cold side of the pillow, computers, crabbing, craft shops, cuddling, cynicism, digital photography, disney films of my childhood only, dossing, dreams, eBay, festivals, films, finding money in forgotten pockets, finishing crosswords, flesh tunnels, funny sex, gigs, granny jumpers, graphic design, h&m, handwritten letters, heinz tomato ketchup, ice-skating in love, inappropriately spending money, integrity, intelligence, keeping my word, kitten heels, laughing fits, listerine cool mint, live music, long baths with candles, love, lying on the floor, lyrical genius, making pancakes, mischief, mix tapes, mocking pretentiousness, moments between sleep enabling the appreciate of, multiple sneezes, old stuff, other people's angst, packing for trips, paddling pools, parcels, penny sweets from corner shops, pent up emotions, people watching, photography, piercings, pinstripe, pleated skirts, poetry, poking people, post-it notes, random text messages, reading, reminiscing, retro, rolling around drunk, sarcasm, school trips, sexual innuendos, shakespeare, she’s a star, shoes from Office, sipping advocaat, sitting, sleeping a lot, solitaire showdown, soundtracks, spelling punctuation and grammar, spinning round, stickers, tattoos, the blood brothers, the renaissance, travelling long distances alone, tunnels, vending machine love, vintage, washing my hands...

I'd like to meet:


People who are:

Fun.
Understanding.
Clever.
Kind.
Independent.
Not unreliable.
Good company.
Impulsive.
Devoted.
Immature.
Original.
True.
Spontaneous.

Music:


Heroes:

Me.
Granbags.

My Blog

And the point of this is...?

What? There's isn't one? You're joking, right? You're mean to tell me you already have a blog? Ooooh a Livejournal. Paid account? Get you.
Posted by JOEYSTAR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST