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Shuzi

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About Me

If you are visiting my profile i'm guessing you know me as one of the of the following: Siobhan....aka Shuzi, Shiv, Shuzlet, Shivlet, Woozler, Bamboozler... take your pick... i'm 21, currently at university in edinburgh, blahblahblah, trying as hard as i can NOT to fit in with, or at least avoid, all the fucking rich people who have more money than sense and think that smoking galouises cigarettes is de rigeur and generally speaking have bouffant blonde hair and funny accents. just for the record, i don't hate all rich people. just these ones. general interests other than the LIES i have told on this profile (ha! i'm fucking wit yo miiiinds!) are catching pretty fish. my resolutions for this year are to attend a tattoo artists convention or alternatively become a whisky connoisseur (ie.justifiably pretentious) and maybe kick a chav or two. if you have a spare moment check out catherine feeny's music page. she played at my dad's barn last summer and is possibly the only singer/songwriter who i have had the honour of meeting, who is actually a genuinely nice person and not a stuck up muso. DO IT! check out duke special, and social group aswell if you are looking for something extra special...er... what else... i currently live in an area full of neds (scottish chavs, they look like weasels generally speaking) AND i recently came to the realisation that i have moved into a block of flats with a 'sauna' in it. the type of sauna which opens late at night and only men go into.... i have been told that the girls that work in these saunas are unlikely to 'shit on their front doorstep' so i'm safe. bollocks! i seem to enjoy the company of people from backpackers hostels more than fellow students. not a bad thing because the backpackers generally hold their drink better, are better travelled and are more often than not tonnes more interesting than students.............................
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* LIKES * * doodling * olives * lebanese food * making up funny stories about people i see in the street * running around in the rain * contagious giggling * waterfights * bonfires/bbq's/swimming at the beach * dirty jokes * driving around and finding random places * having money * drinking night * photography/darkroom * grafitti - looking @ other ppls * flying with my dad * watching bands with thousands of other people and feeling high just from the energy * impromptu picnics * butterflies * rainbows * moscow - random people being generous * drunken firepoi (wear a hat or you'll end up looking like a scraggly burnt hobo) * plum wine * whisky * guinness * ninjas in flipflops * climbing trees * skiing * turkish coffee * kiteboarding * taking surprise photos of ppl... * being outside/inside in thunderstorms * rugby (oh the thighs!) * the truffle shuffle * snails *
* DISLIKES * * goldfish * flapjack * goldfish aaand flapjack together. don't try it... they choke and die, and then you get branded as a fish murderer for life * hamsters (nasty wee bastards!) * the smell of singed hair * the smell of cigarettes * queues * small talk * stepping on lego * the smell of malt * not having money * stepping on snails * exams * ignorant pompous academics * bouffant hair on rich people * rich people who wear too much perfume and when they walk past you, you get a wooft of overpowering stench. what are they covering up?! * fake laughs * people who wear the latest fashion despite the fact it makes them look like a tool * sambuca * putting my foot in it * losing touch with people * awkward silences * football * most people who like football *
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My Interests

Kiteboarding, stencil grafitti, art, skiing, kayaking, basketball, fire-poi, good parties, live-music, burlesque clubs, exploring...it doesn't mean that i actually DO all of these things, i just think they're fun.

I'd like to meet:

anyone creative, anyone who i can hold a decent conversation with or who i already know. i'm not bothered as long as you aren't an idiot. and given the chance, francis bacon, thiebault, salvador dali, frida kahlo, edvard munch, david hockney, krh sonderborg.

You Are 32% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Music:

Audioslave, Manu Chao, Jimmy Cliff, Buena Vista Social Club, The Greatful Dead, Distillers, Fall Out Boy, Seu Jorge, Jimmy Eat World, Brand New, Ben Harper, Duke Special, Mad Caddies, Madness, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, Lost Prophets, Idlewild, Dropkick Murphys, The Frames, The Crimea, The Prodigy, Catherine Feeny, Biffy Clyro, Pendulum, MAfaiza, Regina Spektor, QOTSA, The Beatsteaks, Skunk Anansie, Dreadzone, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Incubus, Spin Doctors, The Black Keys, Faithless, Ash, Reel Big Fish, Roni Size, Massive Attack, Motorhead, Tori Amos, Billie Holiday, John Frusciante.
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Movies:

The Return, Somersault, Buffalo Soldiers, Zatoichi, Ong Bak, Capote, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Reefer Madness, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Metropolis, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Battleship Potemkin, Chetiri, Wings of Desire, Empire Records, This Is England, Stnad By Me, Papillon.

Television:

Scrubs, Hollow Men (David Armand), House, Planet Earth, The Samiad, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks. I actually don't have a television at the moment (so shoot me!) and i LIKE being deprived. they're evil... who knows what the outside world looks like? but given the choice... comedy...

Books:

The Wasp Factory, Mountains of the Mind, The Bell Jar, Brave New World, Animal Farm, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Cultural Genocide, The House of Incest, anything by Spike Milligan, Omon Ra, anything to do with Islamic Art...

Heroes:

Vivienne Westwood, Robbie Burns, H.R. Geiger, Rob Sayer, Gorky, Dita von Teese aaaand... my dad. Most of my friends at home. You know who you are. (gag)
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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My Blog

i hate to be a cliche...

i love my friends... i do really... i do. i posted one picture from an evening in aberdeen with katy and friends (muchmuch stellar company involved)... and this i what i get.comments as follows.one fr...
Posted by Shuzi on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

damn straight!

i found this the other day. it made me smile. not in an emo way. so shut up! "Who you know...The world is run by idiots:They give their idiot friends jobs:Perpetuating the 'carnival of absurdities' th...
Posted by Shuzi on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

advice

everyone should own red lipstick. or nail polish. it makes you a completely different person. a braver person. tis good.love.shuzips...apparently some ppl also think it's 'hot'. confidence boost no?...
Posted by Shuzi on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:09:00 PST

o dear god WHY!? NO!

due to the fact that term has started again and i have resumed my procrastinating.... i took one of those tests, where you upload a photo and this geneology website tells you which celebrities you mos...
Posted by Shuzi on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

blip....

oioi! hullo fans! i'm writing, after my third morgan's spiced n coke to congratulate all of my dear acquaintances on being... something. er... unique, i think was the word i was looking for. it sounds...
Posted by Shuzi on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

do not read if you are feeling weak. i went a bit crazy.

sooooo.... it's probably obvious by now that i only write these things when i should be studying. i have a few exams in the next few days which explains why i'm writing this blog. also seeing as no on...
Posted by Shuzi on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

baths. possibly the best things in the world.

right. i have nothing to do this evening so i'm just gonna make this up as i go along. i just submitted my final essay for this semester which was, i am proud to say, brilliantly sub-standard... i'm n...
Posted by Shuzi on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

writing. thalking, and yet more 'wacky' conversations...

Salutations sproglets! i have no idea whether people actually read these or not. this could be pointless. much like life - if the universe is going to implode in a cataclysmic antibang. ah well. shit ...
Posted by Shuzi on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

bleargh. nearly time to return to edinburgh.

AHA! heylo my dears. i feel slightly strange writing a blog... first emotions: feeling majorly over self-confident... um. and bigheaded! o hell. neva mind. here goes. so! the life of shivlet...
Posted by Shuzi on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST